Get Me to the Church on Time-Stanley Holloway/Rex Harrison

JAMIE AND HARRY: There＇s just a few more hours. That＇s all the time you＇ve got; A few more hours Before they tie the knot. ALFIE: There＇s drinks and girls all over London And I＇ve gotta track ＇em down In just a few more hours. Set ＇em up, me darlin＇! I＇m getting married in the mornin＇! Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime. Pull out the stopper! Let＇s have a whopper! But get me to the church on time! I got ta be there in the mornin＇, Spruced up and lookin＇ in me prime. Girls, come and kiss me; Show how you＇ll miss me. But get me to the church on time! If I am dancin＇, Roll up the floor. If I am whistlin＇, Whewt me out the door! For I＇m gettin＇ married in the mornin＇. Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime. Kick up a rumpus, But don＇t lose the compass, And get me to the church... JAMIE AND HARRY: Get ＇I＇m to the church... ALFIE: For God＇s sake, get me to the church on time! ALFIE AND CHORUS: I＇m/He＇s getting married in the mornin＇. Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime. Some bloke who＇s able Lift up the table, And get me to the church on time! ALFIE: If I am flyin＇, Then shoot me down. If I am wooin＇, Get her out of town! ALFIE AND CHORUS: For I＇m/He＇s getting married in the morning! Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime. ALFIE: Feather and tar me; Call out the Army; But get me to the church. Get me to the church. For God＇s sake, get me to the church on time! CHORUS: He＇s getting married in the mornin＇! Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime. ALFIE: Come on! Pull out the stopper! Let＇s have a whopper! But get me to the church on time! CHORUS: He＇s got ta be there in the mornin＇, Spruced up and lookin＇ in ＇is prime. ALFIE: Girls, come and kiss me; Show how you＇ll miss me. But get me to the church on time! If I am dancin＇, Roll up the floor. If I am whistlin＇, Whewt me out the door! CHORUS: For he＇s getting married in the mornin＇. Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime. ALFIE: Drug me or jail me, Stamp me and mail me. But get me to the church... CHORUS: Get him to the church... ALFIE: For God＇s sake, get me to the church on time! [Musical interlude] CHORUS: Girls, come and kiss ＇I＇m; Show how you＇ll miss ＇I＇m. But get him to the church on time! [Musical interlude] CHORUS: Kick up a rumpus, But don＇t lose the compass, And get him to the church on time! ALFIE AND CHORUS: If I am flyin＇, Then shoot me down. If I am wooin＇, Get her out of town! CHORUS: He＇s gettin＇ married in the mornin＇. Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime. HARRY: Some bloke who＇s able Lift up the table, ALFIE: Get me to the church on time! CHORUS: Get him to the church! Get him to the church! HARRY AND JAMIE: Starlight is reelin＇ ＇ome to bed now. Mornin＇ is smearin＇ up the sky. CHORUS: London is wakin＇. Daylight is breakin＇. Good luck, old chum, Good health, goodbye. ALFIE: I＇m gettin＇ married in the mornin＇. Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime. CHORUS: Hail and salute me, Then haul off and boot me; And get him to the church, Get him to the church! For God＇s sake, get him to the church on time!