Anatole Of Paris-Danny Kaye

[ti:Anatole of Paris] [ar:Danny Kaye] [al:The Hits Collection] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Anatole Of Paris - Danny Kaye [00:09.22]It all began when I was born a month too soon [00:13.46] [00:14.92]My ma was frightened by a runaway saloon [00:19.52] [00:21.66]Pa was forced to be a hobo [00:24.04]Because he played the oboe [00:25.97] [00:26.54]And the oboe it is clearly understood [00:30.28] [00:30.93]Is an ill wind that no one blows good [00:34.91] [00:36.39]I'll never forget the morning [00:38.61]That grandpa ate the awning [00:39.91]To impress a pretty lady [00:41.43]Who went for men that were shady [00:44.93]Then my uncle Josia lit the Chicago fire [00:48.77]Ran off to Hawaii with the O'leary cow [00:52.08] [00:52.97]Which his loving wife resented [00:54.47]And there upon invented [00:55.22]A rolling pin that strikes and then says pow [00:59.42] [01:00.29]And I'm the result of the twisted eugenics [01:02.20]Of this family of inbred schizophrenics [01:03.43]The end of a long long line of bats [01:05.74] [01:06.98]I design women's hats [01:10.07] [01:12.37]I'm Anatole of Paris [01:14.33]I shriek with chic my hat of the week [01:17.74]Cause 6 divorces 3 runaway horses [01:20.28]I'm Anatole of Paris [01:21.58]The hats I sell make husbands yell [01:24.69]Is that a hat or a two room flat [01:27.47]Let me get my paw [01:30.05]On a little piece of straw and viola [01:31.89] [01:32.46]A chapeau at 60 bucks a throw [01:35.76] [01:37.18]It's how I pull and chew on it [01:39.67]The little things I do on it [01:41.94] [01:42.53]Like placing yards of lacing [01:43.89]Or a bicycle built for two on it [01:45.45]The little ones the big ones [01:48.60]The sat on by a pig ones [01:50.15]The foolish ones that perch [01:51.90]And the ghoulish ones that lurch [01:53.35] [01:53.89]The one called whiskey sour [01:55.20]Designed for the cocktail hour [01:56.98]A little snip a potato chip [01:59.77]And a trifle off the Eiffel tower [02:01.87]I'm Anatole of Paris I must design [02:04.87]I'm just like wine I go to your head [02:10.34] [02:11.36]Give me thread and the needle [02:15.68]I itch I twitch to stitch [02:17.14]I'm a glutton for cutting [02:18.21]For putting with a button [02:19.53]To snip and pluck nip and tuck [02:21.01]Fix and trim plan the brim [02:22.49]Tote that barge lift that bail [02:26.35] [02:40.32]And why do I sew each new chapeau [02:42.84]With a style they most look positively grim in [02:45.39] [02:46.74]Strictly between us entre nous I hate women