Triplets-Danny Kaye

[ti:Triplets] [ar:Danny Kaye] [al:The Golden Age of Comedy] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Triplets - Danny Kaye [00:04.28]Three little unexpected children simultaneously [00:06.54]The doctor bought us in you can see [00:08.81]That we'll be three forever and E I O [00:12.02]You wouldn't know how agonizing [00:13.52]Being triplets can be [00:14.98]Each one is individually the [00:16.36]Victim of that clinical day E I O [00:19.85]Every summer we go away to Baden Baden Baden [00:22.99] [00:23.57]Every winter we come back [00:24.85]Home to Walla Walla Walla [00:26.45] [00:29.05]We do everything alike [00:30.64]We look alike we dress alike [00:33.48]We walk alike we talk alike and what is more [00:36.09]We hate each other very much [00:38.21]We hate our folks [00:39.54]We're sick of jokes about how [00:41.16]Hard it is to tell us apart [00:43.21]If one of us gets the measles [00:44.81]Then another one gets the measles [00:46.71]Then all of gets the [00:47.82]Measles and mumps and croup [00:50.40]How I wish I had a gun a little gun [00:54.19]It would be fun to shoot [00:55.47]The other two and only be one [00:57.33] [00:57.96]Mrs Hildendorfer loves [00:59.39]To talk to Mrs Goldenbasser [01:01.46]Of the day she went to [01:02.80]Sloane's and had her silly Willy [01:04.65]Mrs Hassencooper loves to [01:06.71]Talk to Mrs Eldenspritzel [01:08.54]Of her major operation when [01:10.44]She had her twins [01:11.99]But when mother comes along [01:13.77]She silences the others [01:15.88]She accomplished something [01:17.52]That is very rare in mothers [01:19.69]For example just to prove [01:21.37]That she was more than ample [01:23.20]She admits Lane Bryant thought [01:24.37]That they were measuring a giant [01:26.25] [01:26.86]Dr Heimerdanner almost [01:28.62]Lost his bedside manner [01:30.14]On the day that he first [01:31.46]Slipped upon us three [01:32.99] [01:34.07]We do everything alike [01:36.21]We look alike we dress alike [01:38.47]We walk alike we talk alike and what is more [01:41.19]We hate each other very much [01:43.32]We hate our folks [01:44.62]We're sick of jokes on [01:45.87]What an art it is to tell us apart [01:48.36]We eat the same kind of vittles [01:50.18]We drink from the same kind of bottles [01:51.97]We sit in the same kind of high chair [01:53.82]High chair high chair [01:55.15] [01:55.74]Momma says that we're a bore and what is more [01:59.20]She didn't want to have us [02:00.91]And we didn't want to have her no more