Numbers-Bobby Bare

[ti:Numbers] [ar:Bobby Bare] [al:Vintage: Bobby Bare] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Numbers - Bobby Bare (Bobby Bare) [00:07.66]I was sitting in Friday's sucking on a glass of wine [00:11.24] [00:14.80]When in walked a chick who almost struck me blind [00:18.14] [00:21.32]Had wet blue eyes and her legs were long and fine [00:25.04] [00:28.20]On a scale of one to ten [00:30.68]I'd give her a nine [00:31.98] [00:35.64]Now on my scale there ain't no ten's [00:39.03]You know nine is about as far as any chick can go [00:46.64] [00:49.12]So I flashed her a smile [00:51.23]But she didn't even look at me [00:52.70] [00:55.96]So for brains and good judgement [00:57.85] [00:58.97]I'd give her a three [01:00.23] [01:02.86]I said Hey sweet thing [01:04.44] [01:05.01]You look like a possible eight [01:06.48] [01:09.86]You and me could uh make eighteen [01:12.61]If your head's on straight [01:13.81] [01:17.27]She looked up and down my perfect frame [01:20.42] [01:23.85]And said these words that [01:25.39] [01:26.00]Burned into my perfect brain [01:27.46] [01:30.68]She said well [01:32.14]Another one of those macho matician men [01:34.67] [01:37.69]Kind who grade all women on scales of one to ten [01:42.05] [01:44.79]And you give me an eight well [01:47.05]That's a generous thing to do [01:52.23]Now let's just see just how much I give you [01:55.34] [02:02.08]She said you coming on to me [02:03.97]With that phony numbers jive [02:05.92] [02:08.93]Your style makes me smile [02:11.03] [02:12.18]I give it a five [02:13.28] [02:16.27]When you walked up I noticed that suit of yores [02:19.42] [02:22.97]It's last year's double knit frayed-cuffs [02:25.51] [02:26.13]Give it a four [02:27.03] [02:29.82]That must be your car parked out on the curb [02:33.88] [02:36.87]That sixty nine homemade convertible [02:38.98] [02:39.76]A three and a third [02:41.49] [02:43.74]Now as for your build [02:45.55]I guess yore less than five [02:47.48] [02:50.58]Except for your pot belly [02:52.74]I'd give that a ten for size [02:54.55] [02:57.42]That wine you're pouring might be fine to you [03:01.69] [03:04.86]But I'm used to fine champagne [03:06.83] [03:07.42]I give it a two [03:08.82] [03:11.55]It's hard to tell [03:13.12]What your flashing smile is worth [03:15.45] [03:18.65]I give it a six [03:20.28]You could use some dental work [03:22.22] [03:25.17]But It's your strutting rooster act [03:26.88] [03:27.78]That really makes me laugh [03:29.40] [03:32.21]It may be a ten to these country hens [03:34.81] [03:35.61]But to me a three and a half [03:37.54] [03:39.21]And there really ain't much to add [03:41.53]Once the subtractin's done [03:42.45] [03:45.77]Since there ain't no zeroes [03:47.14] [03:47.75]I give you a one [03:49.78] [03:53.06]She walked out while up and down the line [03:56.09] [03:59.92]The whole bar was laughing [04:01.76]Said Bare what happened to your nine [04:03.73] [04:06.80]Nine says I [04:08.53]Hell soon as she started to talk I knew [04:10.65] [04:13.83]She didn't have no class [04:14.96] [04:15.83]I barely gave her a two [04:17.24] [04:20.23]Yeah No matter how good they look at first [04:22.96] [04:23.85]There's flaws in all of them [04:26.53] [04:27.47]That's why on a scale of ten to one friend [04:31.49] [04:32.10]There ain't no ten