Mr Mistoffelees-Musical Mania

[ti:Mr Mistoffelees] [ar:Musical Mania] [al:The Greatest Musical Songs] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.59]The greatest magicians have something to learn [00:03.43]From Mister Mistoffelees Conjuring Turn [00:06.41] [00:07.03]And you'll all say [00:08.88]Oh Well I never was there ever [00:12.87]A cat so clever as Magical Mr Mistoffelees [00:18.41] [00:19.89]Oh Well I never Was there ever [00:23.78]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [00:29.14] [00:30.56]He is quiet and small [00:31.85]He is black [00:33.21]From the ears to the tip of his tail [00:35.87]He can creep through the tiniest crack [00:38.12] [00:38.67]He can walk on the narrowest rail [00:40.81] [00:41.49]He can pick any card from a pack [00:44.06]He is equally cunning with dice [00:46.27] [00:46.92]He is always decieving you into believing [00:49.77]That he's only hunting for mice [00:51.75] [00:52.26]He can play any trick with a cork [00:54.96]Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste [00:57.08] [00:57.73]If you look for a knife or a fork [01:00.40]And you think it was merely misplaced [01:02.51] [01:03.08]You have seen it one moment and then it is gone [01:06.08]But you find it next week lying out on the lawn [01:09.67]And we all say: [01:11.75]Oh Well I never Was there ever [01:15.58]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [01:20.47] [01:22.58]Oh Well I never Was there ever [01:26.54]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [01:32.01] [01:33.31]His manner is vague and aloof [01:35.89]You would think there was nobody shyer [01:38.04] [01:38.63]But his voice has been heard on the roof [01:41.35]When he was curled up by the fire [01:43.62] [01:44.22]And he's sometimes been heard by the fire [01:46.36] [01:47.02]When he was about on the roof [01:49.03] [01:49.87](At least we all heard that somebody purred) [01:52.39]Which is uncontestable proof [01:54.44] [01:55.02]Of his singular magical powers [01:57.72]And I've known the family to call [01:59.77] [02:00.29]Him in from the garden for hours [02:03.24]When he was asleep in the hall [02:05.97]And not long ago this phenomenal cat [02:09.13]Produced seven kittens right out of a hat [02:11.81] [02:12.52]And we all say: [02:14.29]Oh Well I never Was there ever [02:18.39]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [02:24.04] [02:25.34]Oh Well I never Was there ever [02:28.78] [02:29.29]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [02:34.60] [02:36.31]Oh Well I never Was there ever [02:40.25]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [02:45.68] [02:47.16]Oh Well I never Was there ever [02:50.67] [02:51.22]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [02:56.73] [02:58.06]Oh Well I never Was there ever [03:01.97]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [03:07.63] [03:09.03]Oh Well I never Was there ever [03:12.87]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees