Mungojerrie And Rumpleteazer-Musical Mania

[ti:Mungojerrie And Rumpleteazer] [ar:Musical Mania] [al:Music From The Musical: Cats] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Mungojerrie And Rumpleteazer - Musical Mania [00:11.49]Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer [00:14.10]We're a notorious couple of cats [00:16.72]As knockabout clowns quick-change comedians [00:19.69]Tight-rope walkers and acrobats [00:22.23]We have an extensive reputation [00:24.99]We make our home in Victoria Grove [00:27.60]This is merely our centre of operation [00:30.43]For we are incurably given to rove [00:34.92] [00:37.42]We are very well known in Cornwall Gardens [00:40.84]In Launceston Place and in Kensington Square [00:43.51]We have really a little more reputation [00:46.29]Than a couple of cats can very well bear [00:50.28] [00:53.50]If the area window is found ajar [00:56.51]And the basement looks like a field of war [00:59.40]If a tile or two comes loose on the roof [01:02.18](Which presently fails to be waterproof) [01:04.70]If the drawers are pulled out from the bedroom chest [01:07.73]And you can't find one of your winter vests [01:10.28]If after supper one of the girls [01:13.27]Suddenly misses her Woolworth pearls [01:15.84]The family will say "It's that horrible cat [01:20.44] [01:21.28]It was Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer " [01:27.68]And most of the time they leave it at that [01:30.63] [01:42.56]Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer have a very unusual gift of the gab [01:47.65]We are highly efficient cat burglars as well [01:50.47]And remarkably smart at a smash and grab [01:53.27]We make our home in Victoria Grove [01:56.00]We have no regular occupation [01:58.80]We are plausible fellows who like to engage [02:01.45]A friendly policeman in conversation [02:05.36] [02:08.80]When the family assembles for Sunday dinner [02:11.83]With their minds made up that they won't get thinner [02:14.69]On Argentine joint potatoes and greens [02:17.31]And the cook will appear from behind the scenes [02:20.19]And say in a voice that is broken with sorrow [02:22.91]"I'm afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow [02:25.56]For the joint has gone from the oven like that " [02:28.33]The family will say "It's that horrible cat [02:32.95] [02:33.66]It was Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer " [02:40.03]And most of the time they leave it at that [02:43.58]Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer have a wonderful way of working together [02:49.06]And some of the time you would say it was luck [02:52.02]And some of the time you would say it was weather [02:54.60]We go through the house like a hurricane [02:57.28]And no sober person could take his oath [03:00.12]Was it Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer [03:02.90]Or could you have sworn that it mightn't be both [03:05.75]And when you hear a dining room smash [03:08.57]Or up from the pantry there comes a loud crash [03:11.29]Or down from the library there comes a loud ping [03:13.95]From a vase that was commonly said to be Ming [03:16.74]The family will say: "Now which was which cat [03:22.02]It was Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer " [03:28.09] [03:29.04]And there's nothing at all to be done about that