The Streak-Pop Mania

[ti:The Streak] [ar:Studio Allstars] [al:Funky Moped - 16 Novelty Songs] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Streak - Pop Mania [00:01.46]Hello everyone this is your action [00:03.28]News reporter with all the news [00:04.43]That is news across the nation [00:05.68]On the scene at the supermarket There [00:07.29]Seems to have been some disturbance here [00:09.58]Pardon me sir did you see [00:11.22]What happened [00:11.56]Yeah I did I＇s standin＇ overe there by [00:14.50]The tomaters and here he [00:15.45]Come running through the pole beans [00:16.73]Through the fruits and vegetables [00:17.97]Nekkid as a jay bird And I hollered over t＇ [00:20.06]Ethel I said ＂Don＇t look Ethel ＂ [00:21.88]But it＇s too late she＇d already been incensed [00:23.95]Here he comes look at that look at that [00:26.56]There he goes look at that look at that [00:28.06]And he ain＇t wearin＇ no clothes [00:30.40]Oh yes they call him the Streak [00:32.17]Look at that look at that [00:35.03]Fastest thing on two feet [00:35.84]Look at that look at that [00:38.60]He＇s just as proud as he can be [00:40.46]Of his anatomy [00:41.15]He goin＇ give us a peek [00:43.84]Oh yes they call him the Streak [00:47.65]Look at that look at that [00:50.33]He likes to show off his physique [00:51.62]Look at that look at that [00:54.28]If there＇s an audience to be found [00:55.88]He＇ll be streakin＇ around [00:57.52]Invitin＇ public critique [00:58.62]This is your action news reporter once again and [01:02.55]We＇re here at the gas [01:03.93]Station Pardon me sir did you see what happened [01:06.39]Yeah I did I＇s just in here gettin [01:09.55]My car checked he just appeared out of the traffic [01:12.96]Come streakin＇ around the grease rack there didn＇t [01:15.85]Have nothin＇ on but a smile [01:17.43]I looked in there and Ethel was gettin＇ [01:20.84]Her a cold drink I hollered ＂ [01:22.31]Don＇t look Ethel ＂ But it was too late [01:24.49]She＇d already been mooned Flashed her right there in front of [01:28.74]The shock absorbers [01:29.22]He ain＇t crude look at that look at that [01:33.43]He ain＇t lewd look at that look at that [01:35.18]He＇s just in the mood to run in the nude [01:37.64]Oh yes they call him the Streak [01:39.40]Look at that look at that [01:42.15]He likes to turn the other cheek [01:43.54]Look at that look at that [01:45.95]He＇s always makin＇ the news [01:47.34]Wearin＇ just his tennis shoes [01:48.68]Guess you could call him unique [01:50.58]Once again your action news reporter in the booth at the gym [01:55.42]Covering the disturbance at the basketball playoff [01:57.43]Pardon me sir did you see what happened [02:00.60]Yeah I did Half time [02:03.02]I＇s just goin＇ down thar to get Ethel a snow cone [02:06.35]And here he come right out of the cheap seats dribbling right [02:09.11]Down the middle of the court Didn＇t have on nothing but his PF＇s [02:13.06]Made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stand [02:15.37]I hollered up [02:16.83]At Ethel I said ＂Don＇t look Ethel ＂ But it was too late She＇d [02:21.93] [02:23.67]Already got a free shot Grandstandin＇ right there in front of the [02:26.46]Home team [02:26.81]Oh yes they call him the Streak [02:32.60]Here he comes again [02:35.05]Look at that look at that [02:36.26]The fastest thing on two feet [02:37.32]Ethel Is that you Ethel [02:38.58]Look at that look at that [02:39.53]What do you think you＇re [02:40.69]He＇s just as proud as he can be [02:42.31]Doin＇ You git your [02:43.35]Of his anatomy [02:43.96]Clothes on [02:45.02] [02:46.45]He＇s gonna give us a peek [02:48.01]Oh yes they call him the Streak [02:49.46]Ethel Where you goin＇ [02:51.11]He likes to show off his physique [02:52.41]Ethel you shameless [02:53.49]Hussy Say it isn＇t so [02:55.05]Look at that look at that [02:56.34]Ethel Ethelllllll