Ahab the Arab-Pop Mania

[ti:Ahab the Arab] [ar:The Hit Co.] [al:Silly People Songs] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Ahab the Arab - Pop Mania [00:15.15]Let me tell you ＇bout Ahab The Arab [00:17.69] [00:18.66]The Sheik of the burning sand [00:20.22] [00:20.98]He had emeralds and rubies just dripping off ＇a him [00:24.06]And a ring on every finger of his hands [00:26.00] [00:26.52]He wore a big ol＇ turban wrapped around his head [00:29.42]And a scimitar by his side [00:30.64] [00:31.60]And every evening about midnight [00:34.05] [00:34.73]He＇d jump on his camel named Clyde...and ride [00:38.75] [00:39.48]Silently through the night to the sultan＇s tent [00:42.51]Where he would secretly meet up with Fatima of the Seven Veils, [00:46.25]Swingingest grade ＂A＂ number one [00:47.26]U.S. choice dancer in the Sultan＇s whole harem, [00:49.05]＇cause, heh, him and her had a thing going. [00:51.36] [00:51.92]You know, and they＇d been carrying on for some time now [00:53.78]Behind the Sultan＇s back [00:54.99]And you could hear him talk to his camel [00:57.63]As he rode out across the dunes, [00:58.74]His voice would cut through the still night desert air [01:01.99] [01:02.85]And he＇d say [01:03.85] [01:11.67]Which is arabic for, [01:12.53] [01:14.74]＂stop, Clyde!＂ and Clyde would say, [01:16.24] [01:21.41]Which is camel for, ＂What the heck did he say anyway?＂ [01:23.59]Well.... [01:24.02]He brought that camel to a screeching halt [01:27.16]At the rear of Fatima＇s tent jumped off Clyde, [01:28.82]Snuck around the corner and into the tent he went [01:30.89] [01:33.73]There he saw Fatima laying on a Zebra skin rug [01:36.82] [01:37.86]Wearing rings on her fingers and bells on her toes [01:40.78]And a bone in her nose ho, ho. [01:42.43] [01:44.57]There she was friends lying there in all her radiant beauty. [01:47.09]Eating on a raisin, grape, apricot, [01:51.14] [01:52.50]Pomegranate, bowl of chitterlings, two bananas, [01:55.80] [01:56.57]Three Hershey bars, sipping on a ＂R C＂ Co-Cola [01:59.78]Listening to her transistor, [02:01.47] [02:02.32]Watching the Grand Ole Opry on the tube [02:04.64] [02:05.64]Reading the Mad magazine while she sung, [02:07.23]＂Does your chewing gum lose it＇s flavor?＂ [02:09.01]And Ahab walked up to her and he said, [02:10.66] [02:18.28]Which is arabic for, [02:19.47]＂Let＇s twist again like we did last summer, baby.＂ [02:22.19]You know what I mean! Whew! [02:23.29]She looked up at him from off the rug, [03:32.03]Give him one of the sly looks, she said, [03:32.30]＂Crazy baby＂.