A Complicated Song (Parody Of Complicated)-Audio Idols

[ti:A Complicated Song (Parody of Complicated)] [ar:Audio Idols] [al:Ultimate '00s Pop Collection] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]A Complicated Song (Parody Of Complicated) - Audio Idols (音频偶像) [00:12.77]Pizza party at your house [00:15.24]I went just to check it out [00:18.11]19 extra larges [00:20.55]What a shame no one came [00:23.84]Just us eating all alone [00:27.17]You said take the pizza home [00:30.07]No sense letting all this go to waste [00:33.86]So then I faced [00:35.48]Pizza all day and everyday [00:38.38]There's cheese round the clock [00:39.78]It's getting me blocked [00:41.31]And I sure don't care the irregularity [00:45.57] [00:46.23]Tell me [00:47.31]Why'd you have to go [00:48.35]And make me so constipated [00:50.90] [00:51.70]Cause right now I'd do anything to [00:53.85]Just get my bowels evacuated [00:56.85] [00:57.50]In the bathroom [00:59.02]I sit and I wait and I strain [01:01.12]And I sweat and I clench [01:02.86]And I feel the pain [01:04.40]Oh should I take laxatives [01:05.92]Or have my colon irrigated [01:08.58] [01:09.25]No no no [01:11.78] [01:13.51]I was feeling pretty down [01:16.87]Til my girlfriend came around [01:19.78]We're just so alike in every way [01:23.60]I gotta say [01:25.55]In fact I just thought I might [01:28.45]Pop the question there that night [01:31.36]I was kissing her so tenderly [01:35.32]But woe is me [01:37.05]Who would uh guessed her family crest [01:39.67]I suddenly spy tattoo'd on her thigh [01:42.73]And son of a gun [01:44.08]It's just like the one on me [01:47.08] [01:47.60]Tell me [01:48.69]How was I supposed to know [01:50.06]We were both related [01:52.31] [01:52.98]Believe me if I knew she was [01:55.34]My cousin we never would of dated [01:58.22] [01:59.00]What to do now [02:00.59]Should I go ahead and propose [02:02.93]And get hitched [02:03.79]And have kids with 11 toes [02:05.75]And move to Alabama where [02:07.41]That kind of thing is tolerated [02:09.83] [02:10.58]No no no [02:12.69] [02:13.57]No no no [02:15.66] [02:16.29]No no no [02:18.31] [02:19.16]No no no no [02:22.68] [02:24.15]I had so much on my mind [02:26.85]I thought maybe I'd unwind [02:29.85]Try out that new roller coaster ride [02:33.56]And the guide [02:35.35]Said not to stand but that's a demand [02:38.14]That I couldn't meet I got on my feet [02:40.99]And stood up instead [02:42.47]And knocked off my head you see [02:45.49]Tell me [02:47.17]Why'd I have to go [02:48.13]And get myself decapitated [02:51.00]This really is a major inconvenience [02:54.15]Oh man I really hate it [02:56.57] [02:57.23]It's such a drag now [02:59.13]Can't eat I can't breathe [03:00.59]I can't snore [03:01.24]I can't belch or yodel anymore [03:04.01]Can't spit or blow my nose [03:05.72]Or even read Sports Illustrated [03:08.76]Oh no [03:10.59]Why'd I have to go and get myself [03:12.22]All mutilated yeah yeah [03:14.65]I gotta tell ya [03:16.22]Life without a head kinda makes me irritated [03:19.78] [03:20.30]What a bummer [03:22.18]I can't blink [03:23.11]I can't cough [03:23.83]I can't sneeze [03:24.49]But my neck is enjoying [03:26.00]A pleasant breeze now [03:28.15]Haven't been the same since my head [03:29.73]And I were separated [03:30.80] [03:32.43]No no no