Dick In A Box-Audio Idols

[ti:Dick in a Box] [ar:Audio Idols] [al:The Ultimate Pop Parody Collection] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Dick In A Box - Audio Idols (音频偶像) [00:06.15]Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you [00:09.17] [00:09.88]So just sit down and listen [00:11.57] [00:14.27]Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time) [00:19.71] [00:20.62]And now I'm ready to lay it on the line [00:24.02] [00:25.45](Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide [00:29.94] [00:31.90]Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind [00:35.46] [00:38.40]A gift real special so take off the top [00:41.92] [00:43.63]Take a look inside - It's my dick in a box [00:47.51] [00:49.79]Not gonna get you a diamond ring [00:52.22] [00:52.74]That sort of gift don't mean anything [00:55.00] [00:55.58]Not gonna get you a fancy car [00:58.08] [00:58.87]Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star [01:00.96] [01:01.77]Not gonna get you a house in the hills [01:04.19] [01:04.76]A girl like you needs somethin' real [01:06.87] [01:07.88]Wanna get you somethin' from the heart [01:09.91] [01:10.61]Somethin' special girl [01:11.71] [01:12.77]It's my dick in a box my dick in a box babe [01:17.20] [01:18.83]It's my dick in a box my dick in a box girl [01:23.19] [01:24.96]See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah) [01:30.35]And I got just the one somethin' to show ya that you are second to none [01:35.52] [01:37.30]To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress [01:39.84] [01:40.70]It's easy to do just follow these steps [01:42.99] [01:43.90]One：Cut a hole in a box [01:46.56]Two：Put your junk in that box [01:49.72]Three：Make her open the box [01:51.99] [01:52.67]And that's the way you do it [01:54.92]It's my dick in a box my dick in a box babe [01:59.25] [02:00.75]It's my dick in a box my dick in a box girl [02:05.40] [02:07.91]Christmas; dick in a box [02:10.43] [02:11.03]Hanukkah; dick in a box [02:13.79]Kwanzaa; a dick in a box [02:16.93]Every single holiday a dick in a box [02:19.25] [02:20.04]Over at your parent's house a dick in a box [02:22.64]Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box [02:25.62]Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow) [02:30.89] [02:34.20]A dick in a box