A Complicated Song-Life of the Party

[ti:A Complicated Song] [ar:Life of the Party] [al:Lol Rebooted: Not Too Serious] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]A Complicated Song - Life of the Party [00:03.38]Uh huh extra cheese [00:07.09] [00:08.10]Uh huh uh huh save a piece for me [00:12.43] [00:13.50]Pizza party at your house [00:16.33]I went just to check it out [00:19.07]19 extra larges [00:21.69]What a shame no one came [00:24.90]Just us eating all alone [00:27.73]You said take the pizza home [00:30.76]No sense lettin all this go to waste [00:34.67]So then I faced [00:36.35]Pizza all day and everyday [00:38.91]There's cheese round the clock [00:40.51]It's getting me blocked [00:41.96]And I sure don't care the irregularity [00:46.13] [00:46.90]Tell me [00:47.94]Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated [00:51.15] [00:52.29]Cause right now [00:53.28]I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated [00:56.38] [00:58.57]In the bathroom [00:59.85]I sit and I wait and I strain and [01:02.27]I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain [01:05.19]Oh should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated [01:08.05] [01:09.96]No no no [01:12.70] [01:14.82]I was feeling pretty down [01:17.59]Til my girlfriend came around [01:20.36]We're just so alike in every way I gotta say [01:26.19]In fact I just thought I might [01:29.12]Pop the question there that night [01:32.00]I was kissing her so tenderly [01:36.13]But woe is me [01:37.61]Who would uh guessed her family crest [01:40.38]I suddenly spy tattood on her thigh [01:43.28]And son of a gun it's just like the one on me [01:48.25]Tell me [01:49.38]How was I supposed to know we were both related [01:53.81]Believe me if I knew she was my cousin [01:56.26]We never would of dated [01:59.62]What to do now [02:01.31]Should I go ahead and propose [02:03.70]And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes [02:06.85]And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated [02:10.62] [02:11.30]No no no [02:13.18] [02:14.55](no no no) (no no no) (no no no) (no no no) [02:23.16] [02:24.85]I had so much on my mind [02:27.66]I thought maybe I'd unwind [02:30.54]Try out that new roller coaster ride [02:34.54]And the guide [02:36.14]Said not to stand but that's a demand [02:38.81]That I couldn't meet I got on my feet [02:41.61]And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see [02:45.68] [02:46.78]Tell me [02:47.90]Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated [02:51.95]This really is a major inconvenience [02:54.77]Oh man I really hate it [02:57.93]It's such a drag now [02:59.62]Can't eat I can't breathe [03:01.19]I can't snore I can't belch or yodel anymore [03:04.84]Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated [03:08.77] [03:09.99]Oh no [03:11.20]Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated [03:14.60] [03:15.18](yeah yeah) [03:15.74]I gotta tell ya life without a head kinda makes me irritated [03:20.52] [03:21.34]What a bummer [03:22.80]I can't blink I can't cough [03:24.61]I can't sneeze [03:25.32]But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now [03:28.76]Haven't been the same since my head and [03:30.64]I were separated [03:31.52] [03:33.03]No no no