Flakes-Life of the Party

[ti:Flakes] [ar:Life of the Party] [al:Lol Rebooted: Not Too Serious] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Flakes (碎片) - Life of the Party [00:06.38]Flakes Flakes [00:07.53] [00:13.37]Flakes Flakes [00:15.16]They don't do no good [00:17.15]They never be working [00:19.18]When they oughta should [00:21.93]They waste your time [00:24.03]They're wasting mine [00:26.53]California's got the most of them [00:29.11] [00:31.71]Boy they got a host of them [00:36.18]Swear t'God they got the most [00:37.82]At every business on the coast [00:40.61]Swear t'God they got the most [00:42.74]At every business on the coast [00:44.88]They got the Flakes [00:46.84] [00:51.13]Flakes Flakes [00:52.77]They can't fix yer brakes [00:54.65]You ask 'em "Where's my motor " [00:56.69]"Well it was eaten by snakes" [00:58.38] [00:58.99]You can stab and shoot and spit [01:01.49]But they won't be fixing it [01:03.91]They're lying an' lazy [01:08.51]They can be driving you crazy [01:10.90] [01:13.34]Swear t'God they got the most [01:14.99]At every business on the coast [01:17.32]Swear t'God they got the most [01:19.58]At every business on the coast [01:21.86]Take it away Bob [01:23.32]I asked as nice as I could [01:28.42]If my job would [01:33.01] [01:33.63]Somehow be finished by Friday [01:38.11] [01:42.58]Well them whole damn weekend [01:45.59]Came and went Frankie [01:47.61]Wanna buy some mandies Bob [01:49.62]'N' they didn't do nothing [01:52.18] [01:53.19]But they charged me double for Sunday [01:56.46] [02:01.60]You know no matter what you do [02:05.06] [02:07.13]They gonna cheat and rob you [02:10.60] [02:11.80]Then they'll send you a bill [02:13.88]That'll get your senses reeling [02:16.04] [02:20.76]And if you do not pay [02:26.45]They got computer collectors [02:31.04]That'll get you so crazy [02:33.56]'Til your head'll go through the ceiling [02:36.67]Yes it will [02:37.78] [03:06.20]I'm a moron and this is my wife [03:09.71] [03:10.47]She's frosting a cake [03:12.07]With a paper knife [03:14.89]All what we got here's [03:16.71]American made [03:19.06]It's a little bit cheesey [03:21.22]But it's nicely displayed [03:23.59]Well we don't get excited when it [03:26.32]Crumbles 'n' breaks [03:27.97]We just get on the phone [03:30.63]And call up some Flakes [03:32.79]They rush on over [03:34.92]'N' wreck it some more [03:37.32]'N' we are so dumb [03:39.41]They're lining up at our door [03:41.69]Well the toilet went crazy [03:43.99]Yersterday afternoon [03:46.35]The plumber he says [03:48.46]Never flush a tampoon [03:50.93]This great information [03:53.29]Cost me half a week's pay [03:55.57]And the toilet blew up [03:57.64]Later on the next day-ay-eee-ay [04:01.51] [04:09.32]Blew up the next day [04:11.74]WOO-OOO