In The Middle-Bargain Music

[ti:In The Middle] [ar:Bargain Music] [al:The Magic Is Over] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]In The Middle - Bargain Music [00:01.65]Well here it goes [00:02.49] [00:03.15]You all listen up here now [00:04.57]Cause this here is a tale here uh [00:05.97] [00:06.63]Really needs to be told [00:07.88]Cause americans we truly believe in this [00:09.96] [00:10.56]Howdy folks this is the skatanic rednecks [00:13.06]I'm the skatanic mechanic [00:14.64]I'm hank roller and this here is the [00:16.82]Skatanic mechanic [00:17.55] [00:18.11]Please keep those hands and arms and pecker inside the train [00:21.42] [00:22.19]And remain seated at all times [00:24.08]Now then [00:24.57] [00:25.24]Hang on to them hats and glasses [00:27.64]Cause this here is the wildest f*****g ride in the wilderness [00:31.33] [00:35.43]You damn kids get off of that tractor right now [00:37.72] [00:39.55]Get out of that f*****g tomato patch you little s***s [00:42.32] [00:45.30]We're from the backwoods of huntington beach and uh [00:47.36]This is a tale that needs to be told [00:49.42]Cause this here is the wildest ride in the wilderness [00:52.41] [00:53.18]I used to have a favorite blanket when I was a babe [00:57.15] [00:58.58]I next picked up a cigarette at twelve years of age [01:02.71] [01:04.20]Then alcohol and marijuana [01:06.94]Gave me the security that I wanted [01:09.51]But the novelty wore off [01:11.54]I was alone and afraid [01:13.15] [01:15.25]But now I find my favorite fix [01:17.98]Comes from the company of a chick [01:20.57]And I don't care about her height her weight or her bra size [01:24.90] [01:26.14]I don't give a s**t if she can cook on the griddle [01:29.03]As long as she's got a p***y in the middle [01:31.99] [01:33.32]And an ae to match [01:34.90] [01:36.82]I don't mind if she works in a sweat shop in china [01:40.04]As long as she's got a steaming hot va [01:42.56] [01:44.38]How I worship that snatch [01:46.28] [01:48.03]And I don't care what you want to call it [01:50.96]A muff or a bare taco with nothing on it [01:53.72]I'm still in love [01:54.72] [01:55.61]I'm so in love [01:57.87] [01:59.40]And I don't necessarily care [02:04.19] [02:06.17]But they're better when they don't have any hair [02:12.63] [02:13.35]What's up with that tumbleweed [02:14.59]If there's grass on the field mow it [02:17.01]You know I always said before you get your wagon on the trail you need to clear the bush [02:21.40] [02:22.54]If you need a chainsaw to clear it [02:24.32] [02:24.87]Don't go near it [02:26.16]You get off of that fg tractor [02:27.61] [02:28.55]How's that you guys [02:29.55]Or are we rolling