Hell No-Bargain Music

[ti:Hell No] [ar:Bargain Music] [al:The Magic Is Over] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Hell No - Bargain Music [00:20.97]I was driving east from reno [00:22.65]Know that I was denver bound [00:24.13]So I stopped off in selena [00:25.28] [00:25.92]Wanted to take a look around [00:27.98]I had zachary sitting next to me in the driver seat [00:30.42]Said damn this world is beat [00:31.96]Pull off here [00:32.65]He said no man this place here looks sketchy [00:36.70] [00:41.55]This place was cool it was called cheetahs [00:43.25]They had bushnells they had brauts [00:44.98]Served me nachos with velveeta [00:46.59]How can I tell you man I was shocked [00:48.47] [00:49.07]Give a little stretch and turned to survey around the room [00:51.86] [00:52.75]Hey bartender how about round three haha [00:55.11]This ones on me [00:56.55] [01:02.24]I had to adjust my eyes in the dim light [01:04.35]And I turned to my surprise this straight [01:06.64]Redneck looking girl said [01:08.03]Hey man do you mind if I sit here [01:10.71] [01:16.35]Well I said hell no take off a load [01:18.19]She had blue jeans cut so damn low [01:20.00]Zach said hey she's yours josho [01:22.63]I said darling how long have you lived here [01:25.31] [01:29.79]Ah shucks [01:31.10] [01:51.12]When I looked across the bar [01:52.35]Seen fellas not feeling so right [01:54.44]Figured she probably slept with most guys in this dive [01:56.55]That don't matter it's just one night [01:58.34]Then I said whoa when she asked me to dance [02:00.97]And she smiled so devishly [02:02.93]I only said yes cause the jukebox was playing Hank Green [02:05.92] [02:11.96]We were moving for a little bit [02:13.67]The next song was sung by travis tritt [02:15.49]And I said sh*t man alright that's it [02:17.60] [02:18.14]It's time for another drink [02:19.50] [02:21.00]What do you think darling [02:22.18] [02:23.03]Sure [02:23.70]Alright [02:24.11] [02:24.95]Serve em up son [02:26.09] [03:00.40]Well the night was getting spendy [03:01.85]Already 75 dollars deep [03:03.70]She said excuse me baby I gotta go to the restroom [03:06.58]I'll meet you back at the bar [03:08.70] [03:10.19]And I thought well sh*t man I gotta go to [03:12.20] [03:14.09]But I didn't know she wasn't a lady [03:15.67]I didn't know she was a man [03:17.56]I didn't know until she was standing just like [03:19.78]I was in the can [03:20.93]But I should have known [03:22.45] [03:24.12]Hey dog [03:24.67]Ya beto [03:25.56] [03:26.14]Let's roll