Auntie Maggie's Remedy-George Formby

[ti:Auntie Maggie's Remedy] [ar:George Formby] [al:I'm the Ukulele Man] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Auntie Maggie's Remedy - George Formby [00:08.53]Now there's all sorts of medicines that you can buy [00:12.85]No matter what ailment you've got [00:16.88]But I know a special one you ought to try [00:21.24]You'll find its the best of the lot [00:24.18] [00:24.90]It's my Auntie Maggies home made remedy [00:29.57]It's guaranteed never to fail [00:33.34] [00:33.85]That's the stuff that will do the trick [00:37.63]It's sold at every chemist for one and a kick [00:41.73]Now if youve got lumbago [00:43.53]Rheumatics or gout [00:45.96]Or a pain in your Robert E Lee [00:49.44] [00:50.24]Don't kick up a shindy [00:52.34]You'll never get windy with Auntie Maggies remedy [00:57.59] [00:58.32]If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning [01:02.60]You're bound to wake up I'll agree [01:06.30] [01:06.88]But I'll bet you by heaven you'll wake up at seven [01:11.04]With my Auntie Maggies remedy [01:15.53]In a young ladys bedroom I went by mistake [01:19.50]My intentions were honest you see [01:22.99] [01:23.68]She shouted with laughter haha I know what you're after [01:27.64]It's my Auntie Maggies remedy yes sir [01:32.25]Oh my Auntie Maggies home made remedy [01:36.75]It's guaranteed never to fail [01:39.85] [01:40.83]That's the stuff that will do the trick [01:44.65]It's sold at every chemist for one and a kick [01:48.64]Now when the baby starts crying [01:50.96]There's always a reason [01:53.07]And if you inspect him you'll see [01:56.43] [01:57.11]The poor little chappy has covered his nappy [02:01.56]With Auntie Maggies remedy [02:04.76] [02:05.66]Now I went to a doctor I wasn't too well [02:09.86]And he made me lie on a settee [02:14.33]He said theres trouble brewing you've been overdoing [02:18.27]Your Auntie Maggies remedy [02:22.79]Now I know a girl who was putting on weight [02:26.76]In a spot where it just shouldnt be [02:31.28]So I said to Nellie [02:33.15]Now you rub your ankle with Auntie Maggies remedy