Like The Big Pots Do-George Formby

[ti:Like the Big Pots Do] [ar:George Formby] [al:I'm the Ukulele Man] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Like The Big Pots Do - George Formby [00:08.17]Now isn't it disgusting now somehow vulgar folks behave [00:11.25] [00:11.94]When they sit down to eat their food [00:14.20] [00:15.73]My father was a baker so i'm quite well bread you see [00:18.94] [00:19.57]And no one's more particular when eating food than me [00:22.88] [00:23.44]To give you information i am able [00:25.76] [00:27.43]On how you should behave when at the table [00:29.43] [00:31.51]Never use your fingers when you're eating stew [00:34.51] [00:35.51]Wipe your plate with bread just like the big pots do [00:38.54] [00:39.48]Peas should not be eaten with a knife it's true [00:42.31] [00:43.39]Eat em from the saucepan like the big pots do [00:46.21] [00:47.27]Never put both elbows on the table when you eat [00:50.19] [00:51.04]Leave a bit of room for the other folk to park their feet [00:54.34] [00:55.05]Always hold your kipper in one hand not two [00:58.09] [00:58.94]And wave it when you're talking like the big pots do [01:02.08] [01:03.00]Soup should not be eaten with a sponge oh no [01:05.96] [01:06.93]Gargle it quite loudly like the big pots do [01:09.92] [01:10.90]When you're eating winkles and the pins are few [01:13.91] [01:14.84]Smash em with a hamper like the big pots do [01:17.98] [01:18.87]Watermelons make you rather damp behind the ears [01:21.85] [01:22.78]Onions are pathetic and they make you melt in tears [01:25.95] [01:26.63]When you eat these dainties you might get wet through [01:29.85] [01:30.65]So wear a bathing costume like the big pots do [01:33.74] [01:34.69]Smoke between the courses that's the fashion new [01:37.74] [01:38.39]Leave the fag ends on the plate just like the big pots do [01:41.67] [01:42.66]If your playful hostess throws a roll at you [01:45.63] [01:46.55]Smack her with a jelly like the big pots do [01:49.57] [01:50.57]When you're eating ices here's a wheeze that you can crack [01:53.68] [01:54.40]Ices look so pretty sliding down a ladies back [01:57.53] [01:58.51]If the spoons are silver pocket one or two [02:01.54] [02:02.40]To add to your collection like the big pots do