You Can't Dance-LL Cool J

[ti:You Can’t Dance] [ar:LL Cool J] [al:Radio] [by:] [offset:0] [00:09.30]He man I've seen ya think ya rockin it on the floor
我看到你了 想着你在舞池上翻滚 [00:13.30]You look like a moron who let you in the door
你看起来像个傻瓜 谁让你躺在地上的 [00:17.86]To put the question bluntly: maybe your feets deformed
坦白地说 也许你的脚是畸形的 [00:21.73]They should slap you in the teeth when you put your dancing shoes on
当你穿上舞鞋 他们也许会打你 [00:25.98]You can't dance
你不能跳舞 [00:34.55]Why don't you just nail your feet to the floor
为何你不把脚放在地上 [00:37.42]Homeboy whats the use
有什么用呢 [00:39.23]Anytime you wanna step aside a party
任何时候你想避开舞会 [00:41.30]First think of an excuse
请先想一个理由 [00:43.86]You dance like a fat old lady
你跳起舞来像一个老胖的女人 [00:45.30]Not sayin that fat old ladies ain't nice
不是说胖女人不好 [00:47.98]But every time you try to get one move right
但每次你想正确地舞动 [00:50.17]The old lady then did it twice
胖女人就会做两次 [00:51.92]You can't dance
你不能跳舞 [01:00.92]Youve been a dancing disco disaster
你跳迪斯科就像一场灾难 [01:02.99]The worst I ever saw
那是我见过最糟糕的 [01:05.11]They should dropkick you on the neck
他们会踢飞你的 [01:07.23]And drag you off the floor
把你拖离舞池 [01:09.73]In every discotheque I see you there
在每一个迪斯科舞厅 我都看到了你 [01:12.05]In the middle of the crowd
在人群中 [01:13.98]Looking like you got eight or nine left feet dragging all around
就像你有八九只左脚一样四处移动 [01:17.23]You can't dance
你不能跳舞 [01:26.30]Take my advice don't move
听我的 别动 [01:28.92]Youll never get the knack
你永远掌握不了技巧 [01:30.99]If I danced like you Id sneak out the party
如果我跳得像你这么糟糕 我会悄悄溜走 [01:34.24]And wouldn't be coming back
不会再回来 [01:35.24]On the floor you're a dinosaur yeah boy thats how you move
舞池上你就像头恐龙 那就是你舞动的方式 [01:39.80]You look like ralph cramden or a donald duck cartoon
你看起来就像唐老鸭 [01:43.73]You can't dance
你不能跳舞 [01:52.92]You wanna come to my party
你想来参加我的舞会 [01:54.99]I wouldn't give you a chance
我不会给你这个机会 [01:57.05]You tried to take breakdance lessons
你试图去学霹雳舞 [01:59.05]Ended up in an ambulance
结果被救护车送进医院 [02:01.48]Wouldn't it be funny if they put you on solid gold
如果他们把你放到坚硬的地面 那不有趣吗 [02:05.80]You dance like you got arthritis already
你跳起舞来就像得了关节炎 [02:07.98]Whatll happen when you get old
当你老了会怎么样 [02:09.61]You can't dance
你不能跳舞 [02:19.11]Why are you so stiff
你为何如此僵硬 [02:20.61]Is it something that your mother did
你妈妈做了什么吗 [02:22.99]Maybe you grew up around can't dance people
也许你在不会跳舞的人群中长大 [02:25.30]When you were a can't dance kid
当你是个不会跳舞的小孩 [02:27.30]You live in a can't dance house
你住在不会跳舞的房子里 [02:29.17]Went out in a can't dance car
外出坐着不会跳舞的车 [02:31.55]Your doofy can't dance father
你的昵称是不会跳舞之父 [02:33.61]Got drunk in a can't dance bar
在不会跳舞的酒吧喝醉 [02:36.05]You take a can't dance bath
你洗了一个不会跳舞的澡 [02:37.92]Put on your can't dance cologne
喷上不会跳舞的香水 [02:40.05]Go out to a can't dance party
去参加不会跳舞的舞会 [02:41.86]So you wouldn't have to can't dance all alone
你没有必要一直跳舞 [02:44.11]You can't dance
你不会跳舞 [02:59.52] [03:05.08]Homeboy will you please get off the floor you moron
请你离开舞池 傻瓜