The Do Wop-LL Cool J

[ti:The Do Wop] [ar:LL Cool J] [al:Bigger & Deffer] [by:] [offset:0] [00:02.25]Artist：ll cool j [00:03.21]Songs Title：the do wop [00:04.21]Album by: Bigger & Deffer [00:05.59]Artist by: LL Cool J [00:08.28] [00:10.05]And as you all know I am hard as hell [00:12.24] [00:12.82]Woke up at 9:30 on a saturday morn [00:14.74] [00:15.30]Hit my remote control turn my stereo on [00:18.34]Then I reached for a brush since I don't use a pick [00:21.60]And the floor was kinda cold so I put on my kix [00:24.18]Went to the kitchen and ate some corn flakes [00:27.20]As I bopped to a tape a kut kreators breaks [00:30.04]Wit hardcore heavyweight b-boy blast [00:32.57] [00:33.09]Not soft hardcore kut kreators fast [00:35.61] [00:36.58]Jumped in the shower it was boiling hot [00:39.05]So I stayed there a hour cuz I like it a lot [00:42.14]Jumped out dried off put on the devon cologne [00:44.89]Then I called up earl on the telephone [00:47.74]He said there was a jam that we could do later on [00:51.02]Ten gs plus a limo for one short song [00:53.87]So I said yeah I was wit it hung up and got geared [00:57.19]Got a magnifyin glass then I brushed my beard [00:59.86]Rewound some tapes of some def jam tunes [01:02.90]As I waited for the skeez to ring the bell at noon [01:05.89]12 oclock came left the door cracked [01:08.64]The freak walked in a mink on her back [01:11.70]Put her coat on the rack threw my sessmo（ ） on [01:14.88]Then I threw in a tape of the quiet storm we drank [01:18.05]Round hill cabernet sauvignon she said l l [01:20.36]When you gonna let me taste your tongue [01:22.46]Her skin got pale I wham-bammed the tail [01:25.95] [01:26.51]Did it so hard I shoulda went ta jail [01:29.49]She left earl came over and we went outside [01:32.35]Jumped in the b m ta bust a joyride [01:35.45]Went up to ajs in my fresh black wheels [01:38.34]I'm not a sucka on a corner tryin ta scrape up a meal [01:41.74]The girlies want sex da fellas try ta flex [01:44.45]But those who flex end up wit broke necks [01:47.26]Signed some autographs for a posse a freaks - [01:50.34]Said its l baby I ain't down wit sheik [01:53.21]Conversated wit da skeezers for ten minutes more [01:55.87]Then I jumped in my ride and the freak slammed the door [01:59.07]People think I do crimes [02:01.01] [02:01.65]But they don't know I'm just a conniseur of hip hop rhymes - [02:05.09]Stop smilin you think all of the time [02:07.73]But he don't know my names on his wifes behind [02:10.50]Ll has iced all the washed up slobs [02:13.23]Vigilante of rap so the hell wit the mob [02:16.46]Don't run from the cops makin suckas chop [02:19.54]And I'm only eighteen makin mo than yo pops [02:22.63]Tormentor of toys and boy scout boys [02:25.64]And I dare any critic to call it noize [02:28.35] [02:28.97]Peeked at the clock it said 6:03 [02:31.69]Said later to kreator and broke out wit e [02:34.55]Went up ta white castle for a chocolate shake [02:37.32]Thinkin bout a hundred thousand that Id soon make [02:40.25]Finished up the snack jumped up out my seat [02:42.63]Then hit the table and he made up a beat [02:46.11] [02:47.17]Kicked a few rhymes stepped out the door [02:49.59]Said tonight is a bore I'm in the mood for more [02:52.47]Jumped in my ride I took a peek at the time [02:55.40]It was almost 7:30 and the show was at 9 [02:58.23]Ll cool j would soon stand at a jam [03:01.21]With thousands of people screamin touch my hand [03:03.66] [03:04.34]But since I had a hour plus a half attached [03:06.73]I was searchin for the cutie whos my perfect match [03:10.13]Her name was renee her face was ok [03:12.52]But she had the kind a body that made j wanna play [03:15.87]I said no need to rehearse then I made my approach [03:18.48]Said you got a good team girl but ya need a new coach [03:21.94]Said my names ll cool if I may introduce [03:24.15]But I'm not here for conversation I'm here ta seduce [03:26.67]Wanna mix it up baby wanna feel ya grind [03:29.37]Cause it ain't fifth grade and these ain't nursery rhymes [03:31.08]Now I know you heard hardcore [03:35.64] [03:36.53]Check out the real ll behind closed doors [03:39.19] [03:40.04]Tell your buddies you're busy tell your boyfriend beat it [03:43.11]Put up the silk dress cuz ya ain't gonna need it [03:45.87]Unplug the clock do away with the light [03:48.50]After five minutes or more ya here me say thats right [03:51.70]Your body is bad I heard you got a caddy [03:54.70]When we make love you can call me daddy [03:57.66]I'm ll cool j say hey renee [04:00.46]I'm not a toy boy but I still wanna play [04:03.34]Promise you I'm not wack when I'm in the sack [04:05.88]After that Ill leave ya starvin for me to come back [04:09.38]But in the meantime what ya did just now [04:12.08]The next time I see ya I'm goin ta town [04:15.15]Stepped away from da freak it was a quarter to 9 [04:18.19]When I rode to the jam I saw the crew on line [04:21.17]Took a trip around the side so I could get backstage [04:24.06]If they call me a tiger then the stage is my cage [04:27.01]I rip stomp and crush heavy metal bands rust [04:29.16] [04:29.80]Those flaky knuckleheads I crumble up like crust [04:31.96] [04:32.72]Walked in the dressin room and then I heard four knocks [04:35.90]They said ll your runnin late and its time ta rock [04:38.59] [04:39.10]Told kut kreator what the order would be [04:41.69]Then I said lord have mercy an slapped hands wit e [04:44.30] [04:44.83]Went on stage I heard the girlies scream [04:46.87] [04:47.49]And at that very moment I woke up from the dream rrraaah