The Bristol Hotel-LL Cool J

[ti:The Bristol Hotel] [ar:LL Cool J] [al:Bigger & Deffer] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.59]Artist：ll cool j [00:02.29]Songs Title：the bristol hotel [00:03.98]Album by: Bigger & Deffer [00:05.02]Artist by: LL Cool J [00:06.39] [00:09.85]I know a fat girl she wears a orange skirt [00:12.31]You give her twenty dollars and you can do work [00:14.57]Shell take food stamps and a travellers cheque [00:16.97]Because her hair and her face and her lifes a wreck [00:19.65]She wears a bright blonde wig some high heeled pumps [00:21.84]She's down in the dumps so she's sellin her rump [00:24.29]She's a hot little momma and she works every day [00:26.74]If you wanna pay to play heres where she stays [00:29.30]She's at the [00:30.11]（bristol hotel） room 515 [00:33.54]（the bristol hotel） where that at （jamaica queens ） [00:39.70]I seen her standin there slutty as could be [00:41.57]Offering the putty for a itty-bitty fee [00:43.78]Every red light shell come over to your ride [00:46.27]Or she's standin in the doorway tellin you to come inside [00:48.86]The bristol hotel cos it ain't no thing [00:51.10]And her meat tastes better than burger king [00:53.74]Japanese executives in three-piece suits [00:55.44]Glasses all foggy when they come in the place [00:58.50]The girlies in the bristol theyre all in cahoots [01:01.11]He fell asleep and got robbed and cold chumped his face at the [01:03.98] [01:11.42]Party people check the story cos the story is ill [01:15.45]Its the story of two men one harold one bill [01:17.73]They went inside the bristol on a saturday night [01:20.15]Harold was cool but bill felt uptight [01:22.61]The girlies made attempts but harold played it cool [01:25.41]Never ever rush thats the golden rule [01:27.45]I been comin to the bristols ten years of my life [01:30.20]A-yo what the hell yo man thats my wife [01:32.27]（the ） [01:33.35] [01:42.29]You see a bristol girl is a one of a kind [01:44.71]And if you know her good enough she won't make you stand on line [01:47.42]Shell let you inside make you pay for the ride [01:49.30]Take off her pants and then it smells like somebody died [01:51.59]You say what the heck because you already paid [01:53.98]Not knowin that the guy that went before you had aids [01:56.67]Bang bang boogie she was so amusin [01:58.97]Next week you're at the clinic gettin blood transfusions [02:01.43]At the [02:02.42]（the bristol hotel）