Ironic-Deja Vu

[ti:Ironic] [ar:Deja Vu] [al:A Tribute to the Ladies of 90s Alternative Rock, Vol. 2] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Ironic - Deja Vu [00:02.74]Hey yiah yiah [00:04.45] [00:05.01]Yiah yea yea [00:08.12]Hey yiah [00:09.61] [00:12.69]An old man turned ninety-eight
一个已有九十八高龄的老人 [00:17.13] [00:17.85]He won the lottery and died the next day
他中了彩票，第二天却与世长辞 [00:22.67] [00:23.68]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
就像你夏敦埃酒杯里的一只黑苍蝇 [00:28.40] [00:28.94]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
就像一个死囚被执行死刑后，两分钟才获得赦免 [00:33.88] [00:34.44]Isn't it ironic
这是多么滑稽啊 [00:36.36] [00:37.49]Don't you think
你不这样认为吗？ [00:39.48]It's like rain on your weddin' day
就像在你的大喜之日下起了雨 [00:45.50]It's a free ride when you've already paid
就像你已经付了钱，却被告知这是一场免费的旅行 [00:50.99]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
就像很好的一个建议你却没能采纳 [00:56.31] [00:57.14]And who would've thought it figures
谁会想到这些 [01:02.15] [01:02.92]Mr Play It Safe was afraid to fly
谨慎先生害怕飞行 [01:07.21] [01:07.91]He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
他打包好行李箱，和孩子们吻别 [01:13.03] [01:13.60]He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
他为了那趟航班等候了整整一生 [01:18.67] [01:19.41]And as the plane crashed down he thought
当飞机坠毁，他想 [01:22.22] [01:22.76]Well isn't this nice
啊，这本该很美好的 [01:24.89]And isn't it ironic
这是那么滑稽 [01:26.50] [01:28.18]Don't you think
你不这样认为吗？ [01:29.33] [01:30.10]It's like rain on your weddin' day
就像在你的大喜之日下起了雨 [01:35.95]It's a free ride when you've already paid
就像你已经付了钱，却被告知这是一场免费的旅行 [01:41.49]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
就像很好的一个建议你却没能采纳 [01:46.96] [01:47.74]And who would've thought it figures
谁会想到这些 [01:53.53]Well life has a funny way of sneakin' up on you
嗯，当你认为生活诸事顺心时 [01:57.50]When you think everything's okay and everything's goin' right right
生活总是以一种令人哭笑不得的方式，偷偷地接近你 [02:04.74]And life has a funny way nobody helpin' you out when
当你认为生活一团糟时 [02:09.00]You think everyhing's gone wrong and everything blows up
生活总是以一种令人哭笑不得的方式，告诉你没人可以拉你一把 [02:11.54]In your face
事实就是 [02:13.97] [02:16.24]A traffic jam when you're already late
当你就要迟到时，偏偏遇到了堵车 [02:20.53] [02:21.13]A no smoking sign on your cigarette break
当你想抽支烟放松时，却看到了禁止吸烟的标识牌 [02:27.08]It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
就像自己有一万只汤匙，却没有一把需要的刀子 [02:32.76]It's meetin' the man of my dreams
这就是我和我梦中人的邂逅 [02:34.75] [02:35.48]And then meetin' his beautiful wife umm
接着又和她的妻子邂逅，嗯 [02:39.63]And isn't it ironic
这是那么滑稽 [02:41.19] [02:42.74]Don't you think
你不这样认为吗？ [02:44.05] [02:44.75]A little too ironic
这是那么滑稽 [02:46.90] [02:48.10]And yeah I really do think
耶，一点都不假 [02:50.40]It's like rain on your weddin' day
就像在你的大喜之日下起了雨 [02:56.32]It's a free ride when you've already paid
就像你已经付了钱，却被告知这是一场免费的旅行 [03:01.83]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
就像很好的一个建议你却没能采纳 [03:07.25] [03:07.96]And who would've thought it figures
谁会想到这些