It's No Use Looking at Me-George Formby

[ti:It's No use Looking At Me] [ar:George Formby] [al:George Formby. When I'm Cleaning Windows - His 52 Finest 1932-1946] [offset:0] [00:01.04]It's No Use Looking at Me - George Formby [00:22.29]Last Sunday I strolled into church [00:24.61]The first time for years [00:26.56] [00:27.18]A christening they had, a fine baby lad [00:31.29] [00:31.84]The parson said, [00:33.20]"Now whos the pa of this bouncing boy" [00:36.84]He looked at me, I grabbed my hat and said, [00:39.86]"I don't do things like that" [00:41.71]Its no use looking at me, no use looking at me [00:47.20]He said I thought a likeness I could see [00:51.29] [00:51.81]I blushed red all around my ears and said [00:54.86]"My word what strange ideas" [00:56.87]Why I've been to sea for the last three years [00:59.41]So its no use looking at me. [01:01.24] [01:01.78]Its no use looking at me [01:03.69] [01:12.21]In the courts a murder case I heard being tried [01:15.93] [01:16.51]"The murderer" said they "is at large today" [01:21.22] [01:21.74]But no doubt they'll trace him by the scar on his face [01:26.19] [01:26.75]The judge then glared all round the dock [01:29.11]He caught my eye, I said "Old cock" [01:31.59]Its no use looking at me, no use looking at me [01:36.90]He said, "I thought a scar on your face I could see" [01:41.66]I said, "Youre rather out of place [01:44.19]I've got a scar but in my case [01:46.60]Its a darned long way off from my face [01:49.08]So it's no use looking at me. it's no use looking at me." [01:53.63] [02:01.76]At acting once I tried my hand they said I'd be good [02:05.79] [02:06.66]Arrangements were made and Hamlet I played [02:10.75] [02:11.85]I got rather muddled when I dressed for the part [02:15.69] [02:16.52]The audience were full of grins. [02:18.91]I shouted out "Odds Bodderkins" [02:21.49]Its no use looking at me, no use looking at me [02:26.86]I was feeling a draught around my anatomy [02:31.61]I must have looked the sight of sights [02:34.14]I shouted "Ee turn out the lights" [02:36.69]Cause I've only got one leg in my tights [02:39.05]So its no use looking at me. [02:40.99]No, no its no use looking at me. [02:43.52]