Swimmin' with the Wimmin'-George Formby

[ti:Swimmin' With the Wimmin'] [ar:George Formby] [al:George Formby: Essential Collection] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Swimmin' with the Wimmin' - George Formby [00:09.06]Now every year about July [00:10.82]When summer time canes round [00:12.94]There's lots and lots of people at the seaside to be found [00:17.16]Some play golf or tennis others like to take a rest [00:21.19]But here's the kind of exercise that I enjoy the best [00:25.15]When I go swimmin' with the wimmin' [00:29.35]Ee I do have a real good time [00:34.10]Bobbing up and down in the water [00:37.86]It comes just below my Mason Dixie line [00:41.38] [00:42.37]To see the ladies do their exercises [00:46.19]You wouldn't think that half of them were slimming [00:50.14]And when the girls stand up to sneeze [00:52.49]You can see their housemaids knees [00:54.34]If you go swimming with the wimming [00:58.31] [00:59.10]Now even when I am at home [01:01.18]And working day to day [01:02.92]I always do look forward to my half day holiday [01:07.16]The people don't invite me out [01:09.29]They know my half day's mixed [01:11.41]I go out to the baths that day [01:13.44]Because the bathing's mixed [01:15.39]And I go swimming with the wimming [01:19.18]And I do have a real good time [01:22.88] [01:23.45]I go bobbing up and down in the water [01:27.72]With a pretty girl whose name is Adeline [01:30.84] [01:31.73]You ought to see her latest bathing costume [01:36.14]It's nothing but a little bit of trimming [01:39.98]And what I took to be her face [01:42.26]Turned out to be a different place [01:44.16]When I went swimming with the wimning [01:49.18] [02:05.33]One day I went in with some of my relations [02:08.71]And someone went and pushed my Uncle Jim in [02:12.46]He came up gasping for his breath [02:14.64]And shouted "What a lovely death [02:16.47]To die when swimming with the wimming [02:20.50]Once I went swimming with the wimming [02:24.60]And I did feel a big soft thing [02:28.50]A woman went and fainted in the water [02:32.76]And where she disappeared it left a ring [02:36.58]So I jumped in with nearly all my clothes on [02:40.92]And swam until my eyesight started dimming [02:44.64]And after fighting for my life [02:46.74]I found I'd gone and saved the wife [02:48.83]So I've chucked swimming with the wimming