The Wild Boar-Flanders & Swann

[ti:The Wild Boar] [ar:Flanders & Swann] [al:Animals] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Wild Boar - Flanders & Swann [00:05.09]If you hear a loud whoosh [00:06.86]In the African bush [00:07.69] [00:08.48]And an animal comes to the fore [00:10.93]Who is basically pig [00:11.88] [00:12.55]But more hairy and big [00:13.77] [00:14.46]You will know you have met with a Boar [00:17.15] [00:18.31]You are glued to the spot [00:19.40] [00:19.98]Will he kill you or not [00:21.53]No need to have fears about that [00:23.13] [00:23.97]Now he's made you stand fast [00:25.12] [00:25.94]And you're cornered at last [00:27.34] [00:27.90]All he wants is a nice little chat [00:30.28] [00:31.51]But don't be misled [00:32.88]Soon you'll wish you were dead [00:34.88]That instead he was after your gore [00:39.74]For Oh Oh [00:40.82]What a bore he is what a thundering thumping bore [00:44.81] [00:49.51]In monotonous grunts he will tell you of hunts [00:52.13]Where for days he'd eluded the field [00:53.76] [00:54.54]He will tell you his sow should be farrowing now [00:57.18]And enlarge on her annual yield [00:58.58] [01:00.13]He will say with an air that for brushing the hair [01:02.44]His bristle's the elegant thing [01:03.94] [01:04.89]And proudly confide they are after his hide [01:07.44]For no less a man than a King [01:09.74] [01:10.90]Then a joke he will try as you stifle a sigh [01:13.99] [01:14.51]And deny that you've heard it before [01:17.10] [01:18.27]Thinking Oh Oh [01:20.02]What a bore he is what a thundering thumping bore [01:24.04] [01:25.62]As you laugh at his jokes (Ha ha ha ha ha ha) [01:28.21]I'm a popular bloke he will think [01:29.80] [01:30.71]When you're ready to burst [01:32.02] [01:33.06]Then Hello there he'll cry [01:35.32]To each poor passer-by [01:36.65] [01:37.66]The ones that have not seen him first [01:41.91] [01:42.63]For on sight of the beast they will run to the east [01:45.78]And the north and the west and the south [01:47.28] [01:48.14]And long for the day when his head's on a tray [01:50.69] [01:51.29]With an lemon to stop up his mouth [01:53.37] [01:54.46]They south as they run [01:56.11]He's an excellent son [01:56.97] [01:57.83]An a wonderful fellow We're sure [02:01.35] [02:02.09]But Oh Oh what a bore he is what a thundering thumping [02:06.45]Down-in-the-dump-ing [02:07.67](Grunt grunt grunt grunt) [02:09.46]Thumping bore