The Warthog (The Hog Beneath the Skin)-Flanders & Swann

[ti:The Warthog (The Hog Beneath the Skin)] [ar:Flanders & Swann] [al:Animals] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Warthog (The Hog Beneath the Skin) - Flanders & Swann [00:41.96]The Jungle was giving a party [00:43.55] [00:44.77]A post hibernation ball [00:46.66] [00:47.67]The Ballroom was crowded with waltzing Gazelles Gorillas and Zebras and all [00:53.85] [00:57.87]But who is that animal almost in tears [01:00.91] [01:01.62]Pretending to powder her nose [01:03.39] [01:04.95]A poor little Warthog who sits by herself [01:08.37] [01:09.41]In a pink satin with blue bows [01:12.58] [01:13.56]Again she is no-body's choice and she sings in a sad little voice [01:20.06] [01:22.00]No one ever wants to court a Warthog [01:25.28] [01:26.05]Though a Warthog does her best [01:28.39] [01:29.48]I've spent a lot of money for a Warthog [01:32.03] [01:32.93]I am perfumed and prettily dressed [01:35.34] [01:36.71]I've lustrinsed my hair [01:38.42] [01:39.05]I'm perfumed here and there [01:40.75] [01:41.45]My gums were tinted when I brushed my teeth [01:44.03] [01:45.37]I'm young and in my prime [01:46.97] [01:48.19]But a wallflower all the time [01:50.11]Cos I'm a Warthog [01:51.40] [01:52.04]Just a Warthog [01:52.70] [01:53.81]I'm a Warthog underneath [01:56.78] [01:58.65]Take your partners for a ladies Excuse me [02:01.46] [02:03.18]Excited and radiant she runs on the floor [02:05.88] [02:06.48]To join the furor and fuss [02:08.38] [02:09.11]She taps on each shoulder and says Excuse me [02:12.12] [02:12.81]And each couple replied Excuse us [02:15.38] [02:16.46]Then having no manners at all [02:18.17] [02:18.79]They sing as they dance round the hall [02:20.80] [02:22.51]No one ever wants to court a Warthog [02:25.51]Though a Warthog does her best [02:27.79] [02:28.62]Her accessories are dazzling for a Warthog [02:31.13] [02:31.92]She is perfumed and daringly dressed [02:34.55] [02:35.69]We know her these and those are like Marilyn Monroe's [02:39.02] [02:39.68]Her gown is just a scintillating sheath [02:42.26] [02:43.30]But she somehow fails to please [02:45.02] [02:46.80]Cos everybody sees she's a Warthog [02:48.79] [02:49.85]Just a Warthog [02:50.48] [02:51.60]She's a Warthog underneath [02:54.59] [02:58.27]Head hanging she wanders away from the floor [03:02.18] [03:02.98]This Warthog whom nobody loves [03:05.23] [03:06.54]Then stops in amazement [03:08.18] [03:08.74]For there at the door stands a gentleman Warthog impeccably dressed [03:13.65] [03:14.83]In the act of removing his gloves [03:17.38] [03:18.82]His fine chiseled face seems to frown [03:22.33] [03:22.94]As he looks her first up and then down [03:26.34] [03:28.66]I fancy you must be a sort of Warthog [03:31.19] [03:32.07]Though for a Warthog you look a mess [03:34.22] [03:35.38]That make-up's far to heavy for a Warthog [03:37.89] [03:38.58]You could have chosen a more suitable dress [03:40.72] [03:41.64]Did you have to dye your hair [03:43.45]If that's perfume give me air [03:45.42]I strongly disapprove of scarlet teeth [03:47.37] [03:48.70]But let us take the floor [03:50.35] [03:51.90]'Cause I'm absolutely sure [03:53.31]That you're a Warthog [03:54.47] [03:55.12]Just a Warthog [03:56.14] [03:56.90]The sweetest little [03:57.78]Neatest little [03:58.55]Dearest and completest little [04:00.60]Warthog underneath