One Each A-Piece All Round-Stanley Holloway

[ti:One Each A-Piece All Round] [ar:Stanley Holloway] [al:Many Happy Returns] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]One Each A-Piece All Round - Stanley Holloway [00:13.94]Number two four six eight [00:16.01]Private Samuel small [00:18.20]Were up before his Captain [00:19.83]To explain away a brawl [00:21.04] [00:21.89]The Captain said now state your case [00:24.62]But please he be short and brief [00:26.37] [00:26.90]Tell everything that happened [00:28.49]To the best of your belief [00:29.76] [00:31.25]Well now said Sam it's like this saying [00:34.48]Me and some other chaps [00:35.65] [00:36.26]Had a little celebration [00:38.03]And a drink or two perhaps [00:39.54] [00:40.08]It happened to be me birthday [00:42.32]And on counting out I found [00:44.62]I'd got enough out of me pay [00:46.92]To have only apiece all round [00:49.08] [00:50.38]We drank them up no heeltaps [00:52.78]And then the same again [00:53.97] [00:54.64]Here's a health unto his Majesty [00:56.90]We sang long may he reign [00:58.61] [00:59.36]With chorus after chorus [01:01.73]We made the walls resound [01:03.84] [01:04.64]And then to keep things going [01:06.54] [01:07.10]We had one each apiece all round [01:09.77] [01:10.68]It were nearly time for lights out [01:12.93]And getting rather late [01:14.24] [01:14.85]We had no money left for drinks [01:17.16]So we put them on the slate [01:18.47] [01:19.58]Suddenly out went the lights [01:21.65]Without the slightest warning [01:23.14] [01:23.83]We all trooped out but not without [01:26.24]A bottle for the morning [01:27.34] [01:28.26]Across the barrack square we went [01:30.57]As bold as any gentry [01:32.16] [01:32.69]It was a lark when in the dark [01:34.67] [01:35.23]We come across a sentry [01:36.76] [01:37.53]Alt who goes there the sentry cried [01:41.15] [01:41.65]We firmly stood our ground [01:43.49] [01:44.81]It's only Sam I cried and we've had [01:48.26]One each apiece all round [01:50.10] [01:51.98]We've been drinking drinking [02:00.92] [02:19.04]We got into the barrack room and started to undress [02:22.67] [02:23.71]Just then the Sergeant came along [02:25.56] [02:26.18]Straight from the Sergeants Mess [02:27.77] [02:29.05]We shut the door sat on the floor [02:31.62] [02:32.22]We never made a sound [02:33.87] [02:35.11]And to finish off me birthday [02:37.35] [02:38.03]We had one each apiece all round [02:41.10] [02:43.72]Well Private Small said Captain [02:46.25]I shall have to punish thee [02:47.73] [02:48.62]For this grave misdemean our [02:50.92]You will get ten days CB [02:53.10] [02:54.57]Ten days CB said Samuel [02:56.96] [02:57.60]That's heavy I'll be bound [02:59.20] [03:00.24]Said Captain Split among your pals [03:03.46]It's one each apiece all round