Smoke, Smoke, Smoke-Phil Harris

[ti:Smoke, Smoke, Smoke] [ar:Phil Harris] [al:The Very Best of Phil Harris] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Smoke, Smoke, Smoke - Phil Harris [00:05.14]Now I'm a fella with a heart of gold [00:06.82]The ways of a gentleman I've been told [00:08.30]The kind of a guy that wouldn't even harm a flea [00:10.53] [00:12.06]But if me and a certain character met [00:13.66]That guy that invented that cigarette [00:14.80] [00:15.47]I'd murder that son of a gun in the first degree [00:17.48] [00:19.02]Well not 'cause I don't smoke myself [00:20.67]I don't reckon they'll harm your health [00:22.19]I've smoked all my life and I'm not dead yet [00:24.54] [00:25.94]But nicotine slaves are all the same [00:27.43]At a petting party or a poker game [00:29.24]Everything must stop while they smoke a cigarette [00:31.63] [00:33.13]Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette [00:34.65] [00:36.55]Puff puff puff [00:37.58]And if you smoke yourself to death [00:39.51]Tell saint peter at the golden gate [00:41.16]That you hate to make him wait [00:42.93]But you got to have another cigarette [00:44.75] [00:54.09]In a game of chance the other night [00:55.58]Old dame fortune was doing me right [00:57.22]The kings and queens just kept on coming round [00:59.09] [01:00.69]I played em hard and I played em high [01:02.56]But my bluff didn't work on a certain guy [01:04.29]He kept on raising and laying that money down [01:06.12] [01:07.87]He'd raise me and I'd raise him [01:09.36]I sweated blood gotta sink or swim [01:11.00]He finally called but he didn't raise the bet [01:13.00] [01:14.44]I said aces full pal how about you [01:16.20]He said I'll tell you in a minute or two [01:18.14]Right now I got to have a cigarette [01:19.73] [01:21.61]Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette [01:23.12] [01:24.99]Puff puff puff [01:26.40]And if you smoke yourself to death [01:27.70] [01:28.35]Tell saint peter at the golden gate [01:29.72]That you hates to make him wait [01:31.49]But you gotta have another cigarette [01:33.48] [01:35.51]Smoke smoke smoke [01:36.78] [01:39.10]Puff puff puff [01:40.46] [01:42.47]Now the other night I had a date [01:44.01]With the cutest little gal in 48 states [01:45.87]A high bred up-town fancy little dame [01:47.89] [01:49.34]She said she loved me and it seemed to me [01:50.96]That things were about like they ought to be [01:52.65]So hand in hand we strolled down lover's lane [01:54.41] [01:56.16]She was oh so far from a cake of ice [01:57.99]Our smooching party was going nice [01:59.40]So help me Hannah I think I'd have been there yet [02:01.93] [02:03.07]But I'd give her a kiss and a little squeeze [02:04.79]And she said Phil excuse me please [02:06.23]But I've got to have another cigarette [02:08.33] [02:10.18]Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette [02:11.72] [02:13.37]Puff puff puff [02:14.58]And if you puff yourself to death [02:16.03] [02:16.73]Tell saint peter at the golden gate [02:18.13]That you hate to make him wait [02:19.96]But you got to have another cigarette [02:21.94] [02:24.02]Smoke smoke smoke [02:25.01] [02:25.59]Oh saint peter I sure hate to keep you holding that gate open [02:28.82]But I've just got to have another drag of this cigarette [02:31.49] [02:32.25]Mm this petty thing [02:34.15] [02:35.38]Mm [02:35.96] [02:37.89]Mm