The Darktown Poker Club-Phil Harris

[ti:The Darktown Poker Club] [ar:Phil Harris] [al:The Very Best of Phil Harris] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Darktown Poker Club - Phil Harris [00:07.58]Bill jackson was a poor old dub [00:09.39]Who joined the darktown poker club [00:10.96]But cursed the day he told them he would join [00:13.53] [00:15.02]His money used to go like it had wings [00:16.85]If he yelled queens someone had kings [00:18.73]And each night he would contribute all his coin [00:20.86] [00:22.40]Then he said i'm gonna play em tight tonight [00:23.96]He said there'll be no bobtail flushes make me bite [00:25.84]Cause when i gets in them my hands will be a peach [00:28.25] [00:29.92]And he played them tight but lost his pile [00:31.66]And bill got peevish after a while [00:33.07]So he rose looked all around and made this speech [00:35.75] [00:37.28]He said you all see this brand new razor [00:38.93]I had it sharpened just today [00:40.64]Now i'm coming in there with my rules [00:42.18]That you must follow when you play [00:43.98] [00:44.65]Now keep your big bony hands on the table [00:46.34]While you dealing please [00:47.44] [00:47.99]And don't be slipping them aces down there [00:49.71]Er in between your knees [00:51.11] [00:51.66]And don't be making all them funny signs [00:53.08]Like you trying to tip off your hand [00:54.58]Just talk in american boy american [00:56.25] [00:56.84]So i can understand [00:57.71] [00:58.57]And don't be dealing off the bottom [00:59.89]Because ooh that's rough [01:01.61] [01:02.22]Take five five then stop that's enough [01:05.07] [01:05.80]Now when you bet put up the chips [01:07.09]Because i don't like it when you shy [01:08.56] [01:09.08]Then if you get busted go on out and get some [01:10.96]I'm gonna be here by and by [01:12.49] [01:13.03]Pass them cards for me to shuffle [01:14.64]Everytime before you deals [01:15.92] [01:16.47]Then if anythings wrong i must see [01:18.68] [01:20.39]Cause i mean you always ain't no er [01:21.92]Keep playing that game according to mr hoyle [01:24.24]You all play this game according to me [01:26.23] [01:34.95]Now sitting right there in that there clan [01:36.90]There chance to be a one-eyed man [01:38.17]And bill kept watching him out the corner of his eye [01:40.82] [01:42.44]When ole one-eye would deal and then [01:44.11]Would cost that bill another five or ten [01:45.88]Bill got up again looked all around him with a sigh [01:48.48] [01:49.74]He said lord this is an awful shame [01:51.27]He said there someone cheatin' in this 'ere game [01:52.97]He said it goes er [01:54.05]It ain't no do for me to name the guy [01:55.76] [01:56.97]So i'll refrain from mentioning the party's name [01:58.84]If i catch him cheatin' just once again [02:00.25]I'm gonna take my fist and close that other eye [02:03.21] [02:04.19]Now you see this brand new razor [02:05.69]I had it sharpened just today [02:07.71]I'm comin' in there with my own rules [02:09.39]That you must follow when you play [02:11.09]Hey kid keep your hands up there [02:13.30]While you're givin' them out please [02:14.80] [02:15.57]Stop puttin' them wildies [02:16.49]Down there 'tween your knees [02:18.49]Stop makin' all them funny signs [02:19.82]Like you're tryin' to tip off your hand [02:21.31]Keep talkin' in american big aaa [02:23.95]That's what i can understand [02:25.07] [02:25.68]And don't be getting' them off the bottom [02:27.02]Because i keep tryin' to tell you it's rough [02:29.17]This an army game five five halt that's enough [02:32.42] [02:32.93]Now when you bet let me see the reds and blues [02:34.71]'Cause i don't like it when you shy [02:36.56]Then if you run out of gas go get pumped up [02:38.32]I'm gonna be here by and by [02:40.15]Pass them pasteboards for me to shuffle [02:41.87]Everytime before you deal let me ripple [02:44.21]Anything wrong i wanna see [02:46.06] [02:47.31]I mean you always ain't gonna keep playin' the game now [02:49.08]According to that mr hoyle [02:50.53]You all gonna play this game according to me [02:52.61] [02:53.28]Henry if you break the seal on that new deck of bicycles [02:56.37]We'll go on from there yeah [02:58.19] [02:58.95]Yeah yeah yeah