Auntie Maggie's Remedy-George Formby

[00:08.37]Now theres all sorts of medicines that you can buy [00:12.85]No matter what ailment you've got [00:16.73]But I know a special one you ought to try [00:21.20]You'll find its the best of the lot [00:24.99]Its my Auntie Maggies home made remedy [00:29.69]Its guaranteed never to fail [00:34.07]Thats the stuff that will do the trick [00:38.03]Its sold at every chemist for one and a kick [00:41.94]Now if youve got lumbago [00:44.37]Rheumatics or gout [00:45.91]Or a pain in your Robert E. Lee [00:50.60]Don't kick up a shindy [00:52.78]You'll never get windy with Auntie Maggies remedy [00:58.75]If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning [01:03.38]You're bound to wake up I'll agree [01:07.45]But I'll bet you by heaven youll wake up at seven [01:11.84]With my Auntie Maggies remedy [01:15.84]In a young ladys bedroom I went by mistake [01:20.00]My intentions were honest you see [01:24.42]She shouted with laughter haha I know what you're after [01:28.50]Its my Auntie Maggies remedy yes sir [01:32.67]Oh my Auntie Maggies home made remedy [01:37.25]Its guaranteed never to fail [01:41.66]Thats the stuff that will do the trick [01:45.83]Its sold at every chemist for one and a kick [01:49.45]Now when the baby starts crying theres always a reason [01:54.15]And if you inspect him you'll see [01:58.29]The poor little chappy has covered his nappy [02:02.60]With Auntie Maggies remedy [02:06.65]Now I went to a doctor I wasnt too well [02:10.92]And he made me lie on a settee [02:15.14]He said theres trouble brewing you've been overdoing [02:19.60]Your Auntie Maggies remedy [02:23.81]Now I know a girl who was putting on weight [02:28.02]In a spot where it just shouldnt be [02:32.21]So I said to Nellie [02:34.35]Now you rub your ankle with Auntie Maggies remedy [02:39.67]