My Plus Fours-George Formby

[ti:My Plus Fours] [ar:George Formby] [al:Nostalgic Memories-The Very Best Of George Formby-Vol. 127] [offset:0] [00:01.03]My Plus Fours - George Formby [00:10.21]When I was growing bigger, some plus fours I had made. [00:15.03]I knew they'd suit my figure for the figure that I paid. [00:19.25] [00:20.21]When I bought them I was skinned, [00:22.59]As I walked home the folks all grinned. [00:24.83]For the three-bob sale price ticket [00:26.64]Was pinned on my plus fours. [00:29.74]I nursed a baby once for fun, [00:32.23]Gave him some milk and when he'd done [00:34.77]The colour all began to run on my plus fours. [00:39.71]I've had them pressed [00:40.95]I've had them turned but no-one can tell [00:43.85] [00:44.86]The front side is the backside [00:46.68]And they're inside out as well. [00:49.56]The first night after I was wed, [00:52.02]My bride such nasty things she said [00:54.45]Cos I was shy and went to bed in my plus fours. [00:59.71]A spout I climbed my girl to see, [01:02.03]I jumped but a rusty nail caught me [01:04.49]And hanging from her balcony were my plus fours. [01:09.57]I rode a moke on Hampsteady, [01:11.94]I was less on top than underneath [01:14.53]I rode three miles with a donkey's teeth in my plus fours. [01:19.71]I've had them pressed [01:21.17]I've had them turned but no-one can tell, [01:24.16] [01:24.80]The front side is the backside [01:26.95]And they're inside out as well [01:29.17] [01:29.71]Once in a hospital oh lor, [01:32.47]They X-rayed me and what is more [01:34.90]They were surprised at what they saw in my plus fours. [01:39.96]On a chair I sat with a girl so sweet, [01:42.45]The paint was wet then down the street [01:45.07]I ran like hell without a seat of my plus fours [01:50.01]My landlady has got good sense, [01:52.61]To start the week well she'll commence [01:55.00]Each Monday she gets eighteen pence on my plus fours [02:00.32]I've had them turned [02:01.61]I've had them pressed but no-one can tell [02:04.69] [02:05.26]The front side is the backside [02:07.51]And they're inside out as well. [02:10.25]In a field I slept just near some calves, [02:13.00]A farmer woke me through his laughs [02:15.47]With a milkmaid he was playing draughts on my plus fours. [02:20.93]