I Don't Give A Honk-The Lonely Island

[ti:I Don't Give a Honk] [ar:The Lonely Island] [al:The Wack Album] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.53]Nowadays everybody's using curse words [00:03.25]Seems to me like it ain't necessary [00:05.85]Yeah so when I get steamed [00:07.72]Yo - I tell 'em like this: [00:09.89] [00:10.83]I don't give a honk I don't give a honk [00:13.27]And if you think I do my friend [00:14.96]Then you're wronk [00:15.83]Your crocodile tears can go and got gonk [00:18.29]You think I'm a funk but we don't give a honk [00:20.60] [00:20.97]I'm a wild child and I'm on the loose [00:23.21]Giving less of a honk than a Muslim goose [00:25.80]Saw a broken car horn and its honk was faint [00:28.30]Man if I was Senator it'd be a honkless state [00:30.66] [00:30.91]Yo I drove past a rally saying "Honk For Peace" [00:33.29]So I took out my gun and shot 'em all in the knees [00:35.89]I don't give a honk You picked the wrong dude [00:38.50]If a honk was my virginity consider me prude [00:40.68] [00:41.05]I consider it rude to have honk-spectations [00:43.53]Only thing I give a honk is a long vacation [00:46.09]On a long space station can't hear you scream [00:48.53]And they sure can't hear you honk know what I mean [00:51.16] [00:51.41]Yo we told you before: we don't give a honk [00:53.63]And saying that we do is just simpoly ridonk [00:56.07]You could try to buy us off with your pesos and francs [00:58.57]But your money means nothing - you could take it to the bonk [01:01.24] [01:01.43]Man I'm stingy when it comes to my honks (me too) [01:03.61]I literally stick 'em to my body with glue [01:05.99]Good thinkin' Abe Lincoln you're a real smart cookie [01:08.79]Teach a class about giving a honk I'm playing hooky [01:11.22] [01:11.54]Now what you gonna do with all your honks [01:13.64]Gonna dive in and swim like Scrooge McDonk [01:16.24]Cause for a honk I'd bite a chunk out of a Buddhist monk [01:18.92]And at his funeral everyone will sing this sonk [01:21.35] [01:21.60]Yo we told you before: we don't give a honk [01:23.97]Got a theory that we do Well your theory's debunked [01:26.33]Save the drama for your mama cause your -itis is bronch- [01:28.96]Our policy is staunch: we don't give a honk [01:31.38] [01:31.82]You know a honk in some countries is considered a food [01:34.01]And if you don't eat it all it's considered quite rude [01:36.43]We all know we're born with 100 honks [01:38.93]But people throw 'em away like they were Donkey Konks [01:41.41]And the honks are the barrels [01:42.85] [01:43.16]The kings and the pharaohs sing about honks [01:45.16]Like they were Christmas carols [01:46.72]I'll punch you in the jeans [01:47.91]But this ain't Lonely Island [01:49.16]And if I catch you steaming my honks [01:50.91]I'll get violent [01:51.66] [01:51.91]Yo we told you before: we don't give a honk [01:54.22]Even if you give us candy like Willy the Wonk [01:56.58]But don't come for my honks better know your place [01:59.08]Mother-honkers honk around and get honked in the face [02:01.72] [02:02.16]This the not honking around crew [02:06.65]And this not honking around thing is about to go both ways