Bill The Cat-John Williamson

[ti:Bill The Cat] [ar:John Williamson] [al:Old Farts In Caravan Parks] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Bill The Cat - John Williamson [00:08.63]We had a cat [00:11.09]His name was Bill [00:13.93]He caught our budgie on the window sill [00:19.51]One holy day one sunday morn [00:25.14]Left only feathers on our back lawn [00:31.25]Oh no Bill you can't do that [00:36.34]You silly p**sy you stupid cat [00:42.02]So we took him down our family pet [00:47.59]And we left his balls with the family vet [00:55.34]Meeoooww meeeoooww [01:04.79]Well the very next day he packed his bags [01:10.64]Left all his penthouse and playboy mags [01:15.87]How could we do it to the family vet [01:21.53]Go and leave his balls with the family vet [01:29.87] [01:38.58]Well we get no postcards no telephone calls [01:43.89]He's out in the bush somewhere with no balls [01:49.65]And he's obsessed with sweet revenge [01:55.12]So he eats our parrots and our fairy wrens [02:00.80]Yes he's mortified and we all regret that we [02:06.52]Left his balls with the family vet [02:12.03]Yes he's mortified and we all regret that we [02:17.93]Left his balls with the family vet [02:23.27]How he's highly sought by the feral choir [02:28.80]For his new found talent to sing much higher [02:34.46]Has no more time for female friends [02:40.10]Only parrots and fairy wrens [02:46.03]No sense of humor ex-family pet [02:52.04]It still hurts he can't forget [02:57.48]He's still angry he's still upset [03:03.11]That we left his balls with the family vet [03:08.56]Yes he's mortified and we all regret that we [03:14.54]Left his balls with the family vet [03:19.64]Yes he's mortified and we all regret that we [03:25.76]Left his balls with the family vet