The Vasectomy Song-John Williamson

[ti:The Vasectomy Song] [ar:John Williamson] [al:Old Farts In Caravan Parks] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Vasectomy Song - John Williamson [00:15.76]It's just a modern world we live in [00:18.27] [00:19.77]But why do they pick on me [00:21.94] [00:23.78]Why just the other week [00:25.01] [00:25.78]My missus had the cheek [00:27.25] [00:27.91]To talk me into a va-sec-tom-y [00:30.63] [00:32.00]At first it never clicked [00:33.36] [00:33.99]That I was gettin' nicked [00:35.27] [00:36.00]I thought it was to test virility [00:38.40] [00:40.04]Than after I went through it [00:42.08]Ten days we couldn't do it [00:43.56] [00:44.14]And then the doctor said to me [00:46.91] [00:48.83]I couldn't believe it folks [00:50.03] [00:51.05]He said please blow into this bag please sir [00:54.83]What to test your capability [00:58.14] [00:58.79]I beg your pardon [01:00.10]We're cutting down on accidents [01:02.05] [01:02.69]I said are you fair dinkum He said [01:04.37]Please blow into this bag and we'll see [01:06.63] [01:07.68]Well [01:08.04] [01:10.20]I couldn't believe it at first [01:11.56] [01:12.86]But you know what they say about doctors orders [01:14.88]So he gave me the little bag [01:16.50] [01:17.35]And ushered me into the little room with all the pin-ups [01:20.31] [01:22.31]Grubby little room it was too [01:23.97] [01:25.40]And I came back with my little bag [01:27.06] [01:29.05]And the doctor was quite satisfied and so was I [01:33.65] [01:35.67]It's just a modern world we live in [01:38.22] [01:39.60]There's knew fangled things every day [01:42.26] [01:43.64]The cop said I was speedin' accordin' to his readin' [01:47.62]But I was three kilometers away [01:50.77] [01:51.69]I was feelin' pretty mad when he took out his pad [01:55.29] [01:55.80]I tried to stay as calm as I could be [01:58.65] [01:59.85]He found a bawldy tread [02:01.94]He saw my eyes were red [02:03.33] [02:03.84]And then he said this strange thing to me [02:06.85] [02:09.09]I said what again [02:10.19] [02:12.81]He said please blow into this bag please sir [02:16.15]I said hang on to test your capability [02:20.49]What we're cutting down on accidents [02:23.85]I said are you fair dinkum He said [02:25.94]Please blow into this bag and we'll see [02:28.31] [02:29.09]Well this time I really was shaken up [02:30.87] [02:31.52]The cop could see I was a bit excited [02:33.24] [02:34.81]He said well you better take a good grip [02:36.29]On yourself son [02:37.10] [02:38.50]So I went around behind a big gum tree [02:40.29] [02:42.60]And came back with my little bag [02:44.15] [02:45.67]Well you can imagine what happened [02:47.73] [02:49.23]It's just a modern world we live in [02:51.93] [02:53.19]I'm feelin' very sad and pale [02:55.74] [02:57.25]The judge said I was sick [02:59.34]And threw me in the nick [03:00.83] [03:01.36]And missus said she wouldn't pay the bail [03:03.99] [03:05.43]So take it from a fool like me [03:08.04] [03:09.52]Beware of quacks and boys in blue [03:12.19] [03:13.59]I'm feelin' pretty bruised so don't you get confused [03:17.74]I'd catch a train if I was you [03:22.01] [03:23.29]All together now [03:24.61]Please blow into this bag please sir [03:28.16]Ahh It sends a shiver down my spine [03:31.83] [03:33.19]Please blow into this bag please sir [03:36.19] [03:37.36]If the women don't get you it's the wine