Freaky Tales-Too $hort

[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [by:时间戳工具V2.0_20200810] [offset:0] [00:06.36]These are the tales the freaky tales [00:09.99]The tales that I tell so well [00:12.36]I met this girl her name was Joan [00:15.36]She loved the way I rocked the microphone [00:18.48]When I met Joan I took her home [00:21.30]She was just like a doggy all on my bone [00:24.66]I met another girl her name was Ann [00:27.93]All she wanted was to freak with a man [00:30.81]When I met Ann I soked her pans [00:33.93]We ended up freakin' by garbage can [00:37.08]The next young freak I met was Red [00:40.11]I took her to the house and she gave me head [00:43.11]She likes to freak was all she said [00:46.26]We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed [00:49.53]There's another girl her name is Mary [00:52.56]Talked about s*x and the girl acted scary [00:55.62]I heard she was freakin' for my homeboy Jerry [00:58.77]Took her to the house and I popped that cherry [01:01.89]Young and tender sweet Denise [01:05.09]Get her in the bed and the girl's a beast [01:07.89]I tell you homeboy If you get a piece [01:10.89]She only talks about signin' a lease [01:14.07]I met this tender her name was Lori [01:17.22]And a X rated movie wouldn't tell her story [01:20.31]She had a twinsister her name was Lisa [01:23.34]And just like Lori she's a real d**k pleaser [01:31.05]My girlfriend's name was Michelle I freaked her well [01:36.09]Her p***y got hotter than flames in hell [01:38.76]I geed this girl her name was Tammy [01:41.88]I didn't wanna do it cause the b***h was flammy [01:44.88]She had a best friend her name was Jane [01:48.06]I pulled to the side and I spitted that game [01:51.18]I met a lot of freaks in my lifespine [01:54.30]Freaked one night with a girl named Pam [01:57.36]The very next day I saw her with her man [02:00.54]One week passed and I was in her again [02:03.51]I had an old tender her name was Janie [02:06.60]She was thirty two and I was only eighteen [02:09.75]She likes to freak she's just a fiend [02:12.75]It really didn't matter when I saw her in jeans [02:15.51]I wanna big freak fat and slobby [02:18.96]I kick on back and I watch her mouth [02:21.93]Two tons of fun big mama jama [02:25.17]A country girl from Alabama [02:28.20]I met this girl her name was Betty [02:31.62]Her p***y got wet and it smelled like death [02:34.23]I was tired as hell I was drippin' sweat [02:37.11]But I was all up in her tryin' to hold my breath [02:40.68]Bake and shake us I met this freak in Vegas [02:46.29]She said her name was Donna [02:49.41]She was a pitty little freak from China [02:52.53]I said I don't pimp or gigolo [02:55.59]I'm havin' so much money that I don't need a h*e [02:58.86]You can break yourself but you can't break me [03:02.25]You never met a player like hort baby [03:05.28]I knew a d**k sucker named Betty Jo [03:08.43]Took her to my home and we did it on the floor [03:11.49]The girl got freaky and I tell you more： [03:14.22]She was down on her knees beggin' to blow [03:17.55]She's like another freak named Ren' [03:20.64]You get her alone and she'll make your day [03:23.61]Like Burger King she knows the play [03:26.73]But a freak like Ren' you can have it your way [03:33.21]These are the tales the freaky tales [03:39.51]These are the tales that I tell so well [03:42.36]I met this girl thick as hell [03:45.72]Only sixteen said her name was Linell [03:48.54]I took her to my house I could not wait [03:51.87]Her s**t was much tighter than Central Safe [03:54.78]Let me tell you this since we talkin' young [03:57.78]I met another girl said her name was Yvonne [04:01.02]Always talkin' about havin' fun [04:03.72]Once again in the bed I got it goin' on [04:06.93]I'm Sir Too hort couldn't be no punk [04:10.11]I try to get funky like female funk [04:12.90]So when you see me comin' or see me goin' [04:16.29]I keep my money let the h*es keep throwin' [04:19.41]I once met a tender she did it for free [04:22.35]On the Foothill bust number forty three [04:25.32]All the way on the back she was workin' me [04:28.38]Had my big beatbox and I was jammin' the beat [04:31.74]I met this freak named aunt Winell [04:34.83]Macked on the baby like an ice cold vet [04:38.07]Everythin' she had is what I get [04:40.83]Cause I'm Too hort baby I don't play that s**t [04:44.10]I met another freak her name was Rita [04:47.31]Baby thought that hort just might eat her [04:50.28]I told her like this she can suck my peter [04:53.43]Or even go home cause I knew I didn't need her [04:56.43]Scratched her name off my telephone book [04:59.67]Never again I took a second look [05:02.43]Cause the next young freak her name was Sharon [05:05.73]She kept lookin' well I kept stairin' [05:11.91]Her booty was stuffed in the jeans she was wearin' [05:15.00]She never left she cutted out [05:18.09]I know you all know what I'm talkin' about [05:20.94]There's a freak named Shane such a sinner [05:23.91]She smokes that pipe and she's gettin' thinner [05:27.30]Shane is cool but her mind is gone [05:30.54]One fat rock and it's goin' on [05:33.42]She had another buddy came by my place [05:36.66]Thick a*s b***h said her name was Grace [05:39.57]She walked in the door wearin' a lace [05:42.36]You shoulda seen that look that was on my face [05:45.75]She's like this tender named Belinda [05:49.44]Homeboys call her Belinda the Blender [05:52.05]She gave head like she made it up [05:54.84]She was twenty years old with a big round butt [05:58.50]Had a girl slick like olive oil [06:01.26]Her father was rich and the girl was spoiled [06:04.44]When she got mad he blood would boil [06:07.29]But I rapped her off like I'm lookin' a toy [06:16.92]These are the tales the freaky tales [06:20.61]The tales that I tell so well [06:24.75]Shockedy life Friday night it's goin' on Too hort [06:35.22]Three weeks ago I met this freak [06:38.28]She followed me around like Mary's sheep [06:41.46]I hitted around the corner and when she came [06:44.52]I grabbed her by the arm and I asked her name [06:47.52]She said it was Nina and her man's in Santa Rita [06:50.73]I took her to my home and homeboy I geed her [06:53.82]Set her on the way the very next way [06:57.45]Playboy hort was ready to play [06:59.97]I bumped to this girl her name was Roseanne [07:03.06]We hitted the motel and got it goin' on [07:06.39]Holiday Inn to the break of dawn [07:09.06]When I took baby home I freaked her mom [07:12.30]I knew this tender named Shanie [07:15.45]I took her to the house and let her freak on me [07:18.63]Baby was a fan she loved my beat [07:21.42]But I wouldn't raise my leg to let her kiss my feet [07:24.72]I met this freak named Yolanda [07:27.87]Rolled baby doll like a brand new Honda [07:31.05]I was on top and she was up under [07:33.96]The bed hitted the wall and it sounded like thunder [07:37.05]I once had a datewith girl named Kitty [07:40.20]She was so fine with big fat tiddies [07:43.41]All night long she was actin' s**tty [07:45.99]So I macked on baby like I was Frank Nitti [07:49.56]There's another girl her name is Rose [07:52.50]I use to roll baby like brand new Volvos [07:55.59]I never saw Rose wearin' clothes [07:58.26]She's a pimp house pet ready to pose [08:01.56]I was ridin' down the street when I met Janet [08:04.89]Her booty was bigger than the whole d**n planet [08:08.46]A*s everywhere I just can't stand it [08:11.07]Tried to poem it but I could not manage [08:14.16]I had this freak her name was Bunny [08:17.07]Said I was the only man who ever called her honey [08:20.43]Everythin' I did to her was funny [08:23.37]I macked on bunny and I took her money [08:26.61]Eight tonight a date with Shirlie [08:29.34]She was really short and her hair was curly [08:32.64]If you saw baby you liked this girlie [08:35.76]She was so fine I went to get her early [08:38.85]Shirlie was freakin' like a girl named Rachel [08:42.00]Her bite was vicious and it sure was fatal [08:45.03]She liked to kiss all on my neval [08:48.24]Those are her lips on top of my label [08:51.15]I knew another freak her name was Candy [08:54.21]Real big lips and they came in handy [08:57.33]I smooth got worked and it was so dandy [09:00.42]I hooked the brood up with my homeboy Randy [09:03.51]He did me a favor in return [09:06.81]Gave me a lizard said her name was Laverne [09:09.87]Baby got tossed and I got it on [09:12.75]I grabbed the mic and started to sing my song [09:15.81]My young homeboy heard me rap [09:18.93]And said he had way more freaks than that [09:21.75]So I told him like this：they might be freakin' [09:25.11]But boy you never had that T P Treatment