The Rhinoceros-Flanders & Swann

[ti:The Rhinoceros] [ar:Flanders & Swann] [al:The Complete Flanders & Swann] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Rhinoceros - Flanders & Swann [00:05.17]Oh nobody loves the Rhinoceros much [00:07.49] [00:08.40]If you ask the reason why [00:10.73]They will tell you because of his scaly touch [00:13.37]Or his hard and glittering eye; [00:15.93]But should you ask a truthful man [00:18.54]You will get this quick response: [00:20.91]I do not trust that thing on his nose [00:24.23]The bodger on his bonce [00:27.04]Oh the bodger on the bonce [00:30.47]The bodger on the bonce [00:32.86]Pity the poor old Rhino with [00:35.85]The bodger on the bonce [00:41.32]Yet a sensitive heart the Rhinoceros owns [00:44.29]If you doubt it here's the proof; [00:46.49]That thing on his nose is for taking stones [00:49.33]Out of a horse's hoof: [00:51.21]He seldom if ever meets a horse [00:53.88](It is this that makes him sad) [00:56.11]When he does then it hasn't a stone in its hoof [00:59.60]But he would if he did and it had [01:01.82]Oh the bodger on the bonce [01:04.16]The bodger on the bonce [01:06.45]Pity the poor old Rhino with [01:09.21]The bodger on the bonce [01:11.38] [01:14.72]And just to bring pleasure to those [01:16.81]Who like to enjoy the natural scene [01:19.37]He picks up litter on his spike [01:21.73]To keep the forest clean: [01:23.79]And if one day to his habitat [01:26.23]For a picnic you should roam [01:28.62]He would open a tin should you [01:31.47]Have left your opener at home [01:34.01]With the bodger on the bonce [01:35.90]The bodger on the bonce [01:38.59]Pity the poor old Rhino with [01:41.35]The bodger on the bonce [01:46.79]So treat the Rhinoceros as your friend [01:50.14]Though he looks a fearsome sight [01:52.79]He amply justifies his end [01:55.21]Because his means are right; [01:57.51]And ask yourself would you do as well [02:00.82]Fulfilling long-felt wants [02:03.14]If nature had endowed you with [02:06.86]A Bodger on your bonce [02:09.34]Yes a Bodger on your bonce [02:11.64]A Bodger on your bonce [02:13.88]If nature had endowed you with [02:16.96]A Bodger on your bonce [02:19.34]A Bodger on your bonce [02:21.50]A Bodger on your bonce