The Warthog (The Hog Beneath The Skin)-Flanders & Swann

[ti:The Warthog (The Hog Beneath The Skin)] [ar:Flanders & Swann] [al:The Complete Flanders & Swann] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Warthog (The Hog Beneath The Skin) - Flanders & Swann [00:44.17]The Jungle was giving a party [00:46.27]A post hibernation ball [00:50.02]The Ballroom was crowded with waltzing Gazelles Gorillas and Zebras and all [01:00.39]But who is that animal almost in tears [01:04.24]Pretending to powder her nose [01:07.66]A poor little Warthog who sits by herself [01:12.26]In a pink satin with blue bows [01:16.41]Again she is no-body's choice and she sings in a sad little voice: [01:24.99]No one ever wants to court a Warthog [01:29.12]Though a Warthog does her best [01:32.80]I've spent a lot of money for a Warthog [01:36.10]I am perfumed and prettily dressed [01:39.93]I've lustrinsed my hair [01:42.35]I'm perfumed here and there [01:44.77]My gums were tinted when I brushed my teeth [01:48.53]I'm young and in my prime [01:51.60]But a wallflower all the time [01:53.85]'Cos I'm a Warthog [01:55.39]Just a Warthog [01:57.36]I'm a Warthog underneath [02:02.35]Take your partners for a ladies Excuse me [02:06.91]Excited and radiant she runs on the floor [02:10.31]To join the furor and fuss [02:12.94]She taps on each shoulder and says 'Excuse me ' [02:16.63]And each couple replied 'Excuse us ' [02:20.39]Then having no manners at all [02:22.80]They sing as they dance round the hall: [02:26.69]'No one ever wants to court a Warthog [02:29.66]Though a Warthog does her best [02:32.77]Her accessories are dazzling for a Warthog [02:36.05]She is perfumed and daringly dressed [02:39.99]We know her these and those are like Marilyn Monroe's [02:43.97]Her gown is just a scintillating sheath [02:47.72]But she somehow fails to please [02:51.17]'Cos everybody sees she's a Warthog [02:54.38]Just a Warthog [02:56.13]She's a Warthog underneath' [03:02.99]Head hanging she wanders away from the floor [03:07.67]This Warthog whom nobody loves [03:11.38]Then stops in amazement [03:13.14]For there at the door stands a gentleman Warthog impeccably dressed [03:19.88]In the act of removing his gloves [03:23.83]His fine chiseled face seems to frown [03:28.02]As he looks her first up then down [03:33.83]'I fancy you must be a sort of Warthog [03:37.36]Though for a Warthog you look a mess [03:40.75]That make-up's far to heavy for a Warthog;; [03:43.88]You could have chosen a more suitable dress [03:47.06]Did you have to dye your hair [03:48.84]If that's perfume give me air [03:50.96]I strongly disapprove of scarlet teeth [03:54.23]But let us take the floor [03:57.46]'Cause I'm absolutely sure [03:59.19]That you're a Warthog [04:00.73]Just a Warthog [04:02.49]The sweetest little [04:03.77]Neatest little [04:04.39]Dearest and completest little [04:05.56] [04:06.29]Warthog underneath'