完美的女人-杨呈伟

[ti:完美的女人] [ar:喜宴] [al:喜宴] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]完美的女人 - 杨呈伟 [00:07.12]The perfect woman's scholarly at least a PHD [00:11.94]But just one PHD [00:14.07]She should have two or three [00:16.74]In Physics and Statistics [00:19.26]Come on be realistic [00:21.74]And Classic Russian Novels from the 19th century [00:26.44]Now how about her breeding [00:28.65]The finest line of course [00:31.04]For Christ's sakes [00:31.76]Are you looking for a woman or a horse [00:35.37]Her ancestry is vital [00:37.89]Then find one with a title [00:40.01]And maybe you'll get money [00:42.07]When she sues you for divorce [00:44.31]So what to say [00:45.73]She knows ballet [00:46.87]A girl who's fun [00:47.98]Who packs a gun [00:49.30]Secure like me [00:50.48]She's six foot three [00:51.68]Now Simon please [00:52.72]The girl's Chinese [00:55.21]Okay she's six foot one [00:59.33]She wants to bear my son [01:03.76]Now that'd be something else [01:06.04]Conceiving by herself [01:09.58]The perfect woman walks with grace [01:12.30]Is Grace a woman too [01:13.99]The perfect woman knows her place [01:16.90]And knows it's not with you [01:18.48]The perfect woman's not a floozy [01:21.48]But you hope she won't be choosy [01:24.00]She knows traditions must be shown respect [01:28.42]She knows just what my parents will expect [01:32.91]She matches every item on my list [01:37.18]The perfect woman [01:39.62]The perfect woman [01:41.75]Does not exist [01:43.70] [01:49.34]The perfect woman's cultured [01:51.38]Well-connected and well-bred [01:53.49]She's over-educated [01:55.50]And let's not forget well-fed [01:57.97]She's brainy and she's classy [02:00.53]But don't forget the chassis [02:02.71]'Cause one night you might find yourself [02:04.75]In the perfect woman's bed [02:07.08]I guess she's strong [02:08.54]You can't go wrong [02:09.64]Childbearing hips [02:10.74]Load-bearing lips [02:11.92]A shapely breast [02:13.13]A hairy chest [02:14.27]Attractive eyes [02:15.12]And chiseled thighs [02:16.77]And wait chiseled what [02:20.24] [02:21.13]And yeah a bubble butt [02:25.42]Now Simon that's just wrong [02:27.68]And yeah a great big schlong [02:29.60]The perfect woman is the one [02:32.16]You take to bed each night [02:34.04]The perfect woman can be fun [02:36.83]But she'll put up a fight [02:38.92]The perfect woman [02:39.92]Should be able to drink beneath the table [02:43.73]To scratch her balls and smoke a fine cigar [02:48.34]Sew curtains then go out and fix the car [02:52.89]Sing La Boheme like any opera star [02:57.37]The perfect woman knows you well [02:59.59]And makes you feel complete [03:01.78]The perfect woman never tells [03:04.14]She's perfectly discreet [03:06.22]The perfect woman helps her lover [03:08.80]When he needs to keep his cover [03:11.11]She puts up with her lover's silly crap [03:15.03] [03:15.58]She helps her lover slip the family trap [03:20.03]She tolerates him when he's wackeroo [03:24.16] [03:25.17]She sounds like me [03:28.03]And me too [03:30.84] [03:31.35]The perfect woman [03:34.02] [03:34.73]The perfect woman [03:37.16] [03:37.82]Is you