Pork Chop Song-David Munyon

[ti:Pork Chop Song] [ar:David Munyon] [al:Seven Leaves in a Blue Bowl of Water] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Pork Chop Song - David Munyon [00:47.49]I was in a big hotel [00:48.90] [00:49.79]Outside of Baltimore [00:51.54] [00:52.90]Then they had me handcuffed to the big turnstile [00:56.38] [00:57.77]My stuff was rusted [00:58.82] [01:00.44]Yes I was busted [01:01.62] [01:03.77]But I knew I would prevail [01:06.83] [01:08.46]Then a big old bald headed angel [01:12.54] [01:13.97]Fluttered down on feathered wings [01:18.28] [01:19.13]He said now Pork Chops [01:20.92] [01:22.08]Is good with gravy [01:23.08] [01:25.30]But you don't have to steel what you don't need [01:28.35] [01:32.71]I said I was hungry [01:33.90] [01:35.10]I didn't have no money [01:36.43] [01:38.55]If I cut myself I probably would not bleed [01:41.51] [01:43.15]I know I was stupid [01:44.72] [01:45.83]But so was that cupid [01:47.45] [01:49.45]That gave me them's desires for them's meats [01:52.80] [01:53.90]Then a big old bald headed angel [01:58.32] [01:59.57]Ask me where I was from [02:03.63] [02:04.78]I said near Tulsa [02:06.01] [02:07.47]He said why don't you [02:09.00] [02:10.49]Go back home and get a job that'd be some fun [02:13.92] [02:18.20]Well I said I had me a job [02:20.27] [02:21.17]And it was a good paying job [02:23.01] [02:24.24]As a cook in a cafe outside town [02:27.64] [02:28.95]And we'd have the Pork Chops every night on special [02:32.78] [02:35.02]And I guess that's where the wrinkle met the frown [02:38.14] [02:39.60]Then a big old bald headed angel [02:43.83] [02:45.30]Said there's places you can go to get some help [02:48.83] [02:50.31]There's Pork Chops Anonymous [02:52.38] [02:53.37]And it don't cost much [02:54.73] [02:55.96]Just be honest with the group and be yourself [02:59.55] [03:27.31]To make a long story shorter [03:28.90] [03:29.84]They let me go with a warning [03:31.44] [03:33.20]If I promised to be have myself [03:37.07] [03:37.82]As I was leaving the jail house [03:39.89] [03:40.64]This sign on anearly restaurant window [03:43.22] [03:44.01]Said come on in we got these Pork Chops on special [03:48.61] [03:52.24]Then the big old bald headed angel [03:56.72] [03:59.53]Said you're gonna have to quit this stuff some time [04:03.04] [04:05.75]I started shakin' [04:07.19] [04:08.51]Probably from temptation [04:09.66] [04:12.28]But I was able to just say no that one time [04:16.64] [04:20.56]I was in a big hotel [04:22.57] [04:23.24]Outside of Baltimore [04:25.13] [04:26.55]They had me handcuffed to the big turnstile