Class-Ute Lemper/Meg Johnson

VELMA Whatever happened to fair dealing? And pure ethics And nice manners? Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass? Whatever happened to class? MATRON Class. Whatever happened to, "Please, may I?" And, "Yes, thank you?" And, "How charming?" Now, every son of a B***h is a snake in the grass Whatever happened to class? VELMA AND MATRON Class! Ah, there ain't no gentlemen To open up the doors There ain't no ladies now, There's only pigs and whores And even kids'll knock ya down So's they can pass Nobody's got no class! VELMA Whatever happened to old values? MATRON And fine morals? VELMA And good breeding? MATRON Now, no one even says "oops" when they're Passing their gas Whatevcer happened to class? VELMA Class VELMA AND MATRON Ah, there ain't no gentlemen That's fit for any use And any girl'd touch your privates For a deuce MATRON And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass VELMA And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass VELMA AND MATRON Nobody's got no class! VELMA All you read about today is R**e and theft MATRON Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left? VELMA AND MATRON Nobody's got no class! MATRON Every guy is a snut VELMA Every girl is a twat MATRON Holy shit VELMA Holy shit MATRON What a shame VELMA What a shame VELMA AND MATRON What became of class?