If I Had A Gun-The Dead Milkmen

[ti:If I Had A Gun] [ar:The Dead Milkmen] [al:Soul Rotation] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]If I Had A Gun - The Dead Milkmen [00:04.58]Would I be amused [00:05.58] [00:06.39]Would you be impressed [00:07.26] [00:08.39]That I had the power [00:09.89]To put a hole into your chest [00:11.51] [00:12.45]When the kids are crying [00:14.20]And the welfare check's been spent [00:15.58] [00:16.14]Would I rob a liquor store [00:18.01]To get some money for the rent [00:19.51] [00:20.65]If I had a gun If I had a gun [00:26.36] [00:27.92]If I had a gun If I had a gun If I had a gun [00:36.39] [00:37.71]Would I start smoking Marlboros [00:38.89] [00:39.39]Would I stop smoking Kents [00:40.64] [00:41.46]Would I gain some new respect [00:43.46]Would I gain some confidence [00:45.77]Would I suddenly go crazy [00:47.58]And shoot my family [00:49.83]And see myself years later [00:51.27] [00:51.77]On some crime show on TV [00:53.50] [00:54.52]If I had a gun If I had a gun If I had a gun [01:05.97] [01:07.10]If I had a gun If I had a gun [01:09.97] [01:33.43]Would I wear it in a holster [01:35.18]Would I keep it concealed [01:36.86]Would I put it on the table [01:38.80]Every time that I'm misdealed [01:41.04]When I hear a nearby gunshot [01:43.05]When I'm up at night alone [01:45.17]Would I feel a little safer [01:47.51]Here in my urban home [01:48.82] [01:49.50]If I had a gun If I had a gun If I had a gun [02:02.50]If I had a gun If I had a gun