How It's Gonna Be-The Dead Milkmen

[ti:How It's Gonna Be] [ar:The Dead Milkmen] [al:Soul Rotation] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]How It's Gonna Be - The Dead Milkmen [00:12.21]Start off in the womb yeah where it's nice and warm [00:14.00] [00:16.11]Things are lookin' good then it's time to be born [00:20.04]Doctor pulls you out and slaps you on the butt [00:23.98]And before you know it your umbilical cord is cut [00:27.92]Drag you from your mama wheel you down the hall [00:31.86]Room full of babies who just lie there and bawl [00:35.06] [00:36.94]Lyin' in a diaper feelin' like a fool [00:39.88] [00:40.75]Things'll get much worse when it's time to go to school [00:43.00] [00:57.43]You're crammed into a classroom with 30 other kids [01:00.50] [01:01.29]Good you get nothing - bad you get hit [01:04.22] [01:05.22]Nobody likes you and the classroom is cold [01:08.47] [01:09.15]Stuck with a textbook that's 35 years old [01:12.20] [01:13.18]Bullies beat you up teacher puts you down [01:16.42] [01:17.04]Sittin' in the corner don't dare make a sound [01:20.29] [01:22.17]If you learn one thing better learn to curse [01:25.98]'Cuz from now on life gets even worse [01:28.00] [01:42.71]Now that you are 30 better get a job [01:46.65]You will buy a house you will buy a Saab [01:50.65]Get up in the morning you will feel like dyin' [01:54.65]As the years go rollin' by you will lose your mind [01:58.78]You were once a young man now you're turnin' grey [02:02.65]Listening to people talkin' 'bout the Judgment Day [02:05.00] [03:30.38]Now you've retired goodbye to the job [03:34.07]And you've lost your teeth goodbye corn-on-the-cob [03:38.07]Look back on your life and all the things you did [03:42.01]Standin' in the yard yellin' at the kids [03:45.02] [03:46.02]Now you're kickin' back you don't have a care [03:49.20] [03:49.95]Time to see the world from your Craft-matic chair [03:52.83] [03:55.02]You'll move to Arizona where all the old folks go [03:58.70]You will vote Republican you'll see UFO's [04:01.52] [04:15.63]Then one day you die find yourself in Hell [04:19.25]With the lake-o'-fire and that awful brimstone smell [04:22.56] [04:23.43]You were really good but you weren't good enough [04:26.50] [04:27.37]Living ain't so easy dying's really tough [04:30.37] [04:31.31]Now look around see how it's gonna be [04:34.00] [04:35.49]Yes my friend you're screwed for all eternity