Dr Benway Operates-William S. Burroughs

[ti:Dr Benway Operates] [ar:William S. Burroughs] [al:Spare A** Annie And Other Tale] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Dr Benway Operates - William S. Burroughs (威廉·S·柏洛兹) [00:21.74]The lavatory has been locked for three hours solid.... [00:24.31]I think they are using it for an operating room.... [00:26.87] [00:28.29]The lavatory has been locked for three hours solid.... [00:31.03]I think they are using it for an operating room.... [00:34.64] [00:41.71]NURSE: "I can't find her pulse, doctor." [00:44.83] [00:45.90]DR. BENWAY: "[Incomprehensible] goddamn it!" [00:48.89]He looks around and ... up toilet plunger [00:52.03]He advances on the patient.... [00:54.16] [00:54.85]"Make an incision, Doctor Limpf," [00:57.27]He says to his appalled assistant.... [00:59.42]"I'm going to massage the heart." [01:01.61] [01:03.43]Dr. Limpf shrugs and begins the incision. [01:06.65]Dr. Benway washes the suction cup [01:09.28]By swishing it around in the toilet-bowl.... [01:11.69] [01:12.70]NURSE: "Shouldn't it be sterilized, doctor?" [01:15.53]DR. BENWAY: "Very likely but there's no time." [01:19.50] [01:20.50]He sits on the suction cup like a cane seat [01:23.17]Watching his assistant make the incision.... [01:26.17] [01:26.74]"You young squirts couldn't lance a pimple [01:29.85] [01:31.16]Without an electric vibrating scalpel [01:33.41]With automatic drain and suture.... [01:35.98]All the skill is going out of surgery.... [01:38.45]All the know-how and make-do... [01:40.76] [01:42.07]Did I ever tell you about the time I performed [01:44.01]An appendectomy with a rusty sardine can? [01:47.19] [01:48.44]And once I was caught short without instrument one [01:51.65]And removed a uterine tumor with my teeth. [01:55.27] [01:56.71]That was in the Upper Effendi, and besides..." [02:00.84] [02:04.15]"The incision is ready, doctor." [02:06.21]Dr. Benway forces the cup into the incision and works it up and down. [02:10.08]Blood spurts all over the nurse, the doctors and the wall.... [02:14.26] [02:14.88]The cup makes a horrible sucking sound. [02:17.63] [02:18.76]NURSE: "I think she's gone, doctor." [02:20.90] [02:21.59]DR. BENWAY: "Well, it's all in the day's work." [02:24.34] [02:25.65]He walks across the room to a medicine cabinet.... [02:28.46]"Some f**king drug addict has cut my coc*ine with Saniflush! [02:32.90] [02:33.53]Nurse! Send the boy out to fill this RX on the double!" [02:36.96] [02:38.46]-End-