Battle Of The Century, Part V (Vs. T.J. Miller)-T.J. Miller

[ti:Battle Of The Century, Part V (vs. T.J. Miller)] [ar:T.J. Miller] [al:The Extended Play EP] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Battle Of The Century, Part V (Vs. T.J. Miller) - T.J. Miller [00:02.23]Our last battle was amazing [00:04.53]But it ain't the last battle [00:06.48]No this is the last battle [00:08.50]We've got all star emissario [00:10.54]TJ miller goin' up against [00:12.44]The second degree black belt kung fu of rhyme [00:15.23]TJ miller in a slightly lower pitch [00:18.11]So check it out y'all [00:19.59]TJ versus tj in this battle 'til death [00:22.57]Winner takes all [00:23.74] [00:24.74]Battle battle battle battle [00:27.38] [00:29.76]TJ miller aka the stone cold killer [00:32.74]Work with the big fives still waitin' on stiller [00:35.33]Hustler hustlin' since '03 you know me [00:38.22]It's tj miller the barely an mc [00:40.77]Got money for days for weeks even [00:42.96]I'm the demigod so haters are heathens [00:46.02]Spit so fast it's a wonder I'm still breathin' [00:48.70]Could've been you when I was a baby [00:50.34]Before I started teethin' [00:51.45]Forgot your name I'll call you t gay buttfiller [00:54.07]The only assassination you make is your a buzzkiller [00:56.92]I spit surrepticious [00:58.13]With the daggers and the clothescloaks [00:59.50]I'm a real rapper you stick to tellin' d*ck jokes [01:02.26]I'm the nicest rapper alive not polite [01:04.62]Tko you already lost we didn't start the fight [01:07.34]Quit standup you're the worst word to god [01:10.14]You should quit movies and tv stick to improv [01:12.70]Clover failed oh no we got a bleeder [01:15.55]Look everyone it's the poor man's jon heder [01:18.08]I'm jon heder nah I'm not a mormon let the gates down [01:21.55]You're the queen of the castle that I'm stormin' [01:23.50]Talk sh*t about standup you're like those improv snobs [01:26.38]I'll see you all in five years at your day jobs [01:29.13]What's that you didn't care for my comedy [01:31.39]Well please exit to the left and buy my cd [01:34.03]Ran from the monster trained a couple dragons [01:36.85]Couldn't stop the train [01:37.83]'Cause ethan suplee and me were laggin' [01:39.57]I'm the big cheese call me Mr stilton [01:42.08]You bit the d*ck that feeds you you're perez hilton [01:44.55]Oh good another fro'd [01:45.79]Out white guy tryn'a big screen it [01:47.27]We've seen it it wasn't very good I'm serious I mean it [01:50.03]This guy's up a paddle without a creek [01:52.22]Here's some news for you everyone's out of your league [01:55.49]Dude looks like seth rogen looks like jason segel [01:58.31]Dude even kinda looks like prince william not as regal [02:01.12]Talk sh*t and you can act like I care [02:03.33]Lest we forget tj you were yogi bear [02:05.79]Wait hold up that's a piece [02:07.16]Of groundbreaking cinema [02:08.41]That's axiomatic from front [02:09.68]To back like a palindrome about panama [02:11.68]In case you didn't remember I'm from f**king denver [02:14.11]MC's get drawn and quartered as well as dismembered [02:16.96]Like mike judge I'm always ahead of the curb [02:19.46]Extract what you know about me and what you heard [02:22.00]If you dislike boredom yo I'm the cure [02:24.56]Wash your hands with purell because you're impure [02:27.45]The jet setting betting there'll be a yogi 2 and if not [02:30.36]Here's a message from my money f**k you [02:32.50]Your raps suck pocket ham and a clock collection [02:35.17]And it's my understanding [02:36.19]You rarely achieve an erection [02:37.81]You have trouble holding down a real relationship [02:40.60]You *sshole when I give someone [02:41.75]A brand new one it's you I rip [02:43.44]Toddler body your face looks like god was tired [02:46.25]I'm the donald trump card you're fired [02:48.82]Third rate movies tv shows all got cancelled [02:51.34]You're bad at hip hop why not try dancehall [02:54.08]You're the never gonna be and the never was [02:56.60]New math any movie without you that's a plus [02:59.50]Can't keep it together [03:00.65]And you're always missin' shows [03:01.87]Can't keep the rhythm and it shows in your flows [03:04.71]You're irresponsible you're barely a man [03:07.26]Pasty white motherf**ker [03:08.33]You'd be cream coloured with a tan [03:10.02]How you got a career for a sandwich [03:11.90]For years I've wondered [03:12.82]Go back to the rock you crawled out from under [03:15.44]Don't worry about whether or not you're gonna blow it [03:17.99]It'll all be gone before you even know it [03:20.40]You're the worst of the worst it won't work out [03:22.81]Stars burn bright tj [03:24.28]You just burned out out out out out