Dumb B**ch-Sara Nunes

My friend Elaine, she ain??t the smartest (she ain??t) She??s a tall blonde amazon, bumping into walls She went out on a date, she had 2 pee half past 8 20 minutes after 12, she couldn??t find the john Dumb bitch at the store, we lost her at the door Every guy wants 2 know, hey baby what??s UR number? Dumb bitch on the floor, can??t find her anymore Every guy wants 2 know, hey baby what??s UR name? All I want ?? I want from U All I need ?? I need from U All I want is someone who doesn??t call me dumb bitch All I need is someone 2 show me where??s the light switch Her boyfriend??s the same, he don??t got much of a brain When he tried to mow the lawn, he lost his little pinkie He went 2 the doc, to get his finger stitched up When he reached into his pocket, all he got were worms Dumb bitch at the store, we lost her at the door Every guy wants 2 know, hey baby what??s UR number? Dumb bitch on the floor, can??t find her anymore Every guy wants 2 know, hey baby what??s UR name? All I want ?? I want from U All I need ?? I need from U All I want is someone who doesn??t call me dumb bitch All I need is someone 2 show me where??s the light switch Dumb-dee dumb-dee dumb-dee-dumb-dee-dumb-dee-dumb Chorus