Starf**ker-Sara Nunes

Yoko Ono + Sonny Bono They had a love child And they said ???oh no, oh no!??? They had a mission, they had ambition They had no talent, but they were on television He??s the guy hanging on Madonna??s skirt She??s the girl grabbing on to Jack White??s purse They wanna be, celebrities! Nancy Spungen, she was a hero Just like Courtney, who was a zero They married rock stars, turned into junkies They own the albums, they got the money He??s the guy hanging on Madonna??s skirt She??s the girl grabbing on to Jack White??s purse They wanna be, celebrities! He??s the guy holding hands with Beyonce She??s the ho right behind P Diddy??s game They wanna be, celebrities! Would U like 2? Would U like 2? Would U like 2? Sucker! Sharon Arden married Ozzy She ran the business, she was bossy They got a sitcom, it topped the ratings She did a talk show But it was so freaking boring it got cancelled CHOX Would U like 2? Would U like 2? Would U like 2? Sucker!