The Devil Glitch (Long Version)-Chris Butler

The Devil Glitch (Long Version) - Chris Butler Sometimes you can fix something by just being a prick Winning by intimidation Sometimes you can fix something by just lifting your skirt It's the ultimate distraction I poke button I want action Let's hear some gears and see some smoke No dilly-dally Move your heiny This is the age of "go for broke" Sometimes you can fix something by just kissing some a** If you don't mind humiliation Sometimes you can fix something by just smoking a pipe Academic contemplation So pathetic No mechanic No steady eye, no magic touch No screwdriver Ball-peen hammer And Mr. Fix-it's gone to lunch Not personal? Yeah it's personal What did I ever do to you? No crap from Contraptions Just do what I tell you to do Sometimes you can fix something by just blaming your mom Everybody loves a victim Sometimes you can fix something by just cracking a joke Humor is greasy lubrication Sometimes you can fix something by just cooking the books Wealth is all about perception Sometimes you can fix something by just smoking a joint Stoner free association Broke down, lifeless Junkyard worthless No tweezer Jesus in the house So desperate So dependent Pay any price to d**e it out I want genius I wanna suss The perfect kluge, the devil glitch Oh, hosanna Socket messiah The only Jesus worth a sh*t Sometimes you can fix something by just building a ramp If you have that inclination Sometimes you can fix something by just sitting around Solutions come from relaxation Sometimes you can fix something by just blowing it up The world reacts to provocation Sometimes you can fix something by just takin' it slow Our culture loves procrastination Sometimes you can fix something by just hurrying up We worship instant solutions Sometimes you can fix something by just looking away Zen buddhist inattention Sometimes you can fix something with just a mistake Don't get too hung-up on perfection Sometimes you can fix something by just doing it right Craftsmanship demands precision Sometimes you can fix something with total control Aim plan for global domination Sometimes you can fix something by just playing along Give 'em enough rope to hang 'em Sometimes you can fix something by working like hell That will not hurt your reputation Sometimes you can fix something by not working too hard Burn-out is a real problem Sometimes you can fix something by just having faith Sometimes miracles can happen Sometimes you can fix something by just saying a prayer Wait for divine intervention Sometimes you can fix something by just trusting your luck Roll them bones and see what happens Sometimes you can fix something by just being a cheat Mastermind the final outcome Sometimes you can fix something by just being tough You gotta learn to take rejection Sometimes you can fix something by just being scared Heros never seem to live long Sometimes you can fix something by just taking a class Learn new techniques, new information Sometimes you can fix something by just building a wall There's such a thing as too much freedom Sometimes you can fix something by just tightening your belt Learn to live within restrictions Sometimes you can fix something by just busting loose Don't let 'em squish your self-expression Sometimes you can fix something by just shutting up Let someone smarter do the talking Sometimes you can fix something by just coming in last But wait till next season Sometimes you can fix something by just holding out Wear away the opposition Sometimes you can fix something by just being a fool Innocence trumps sophistication Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing the law When they try and pull a fast one Sometimes you can fix something by just screening your calls They're always trying to sell you something Sometimes you can fix something by just washing your hands Eliminate contamination Sometimes you can fix something by just wearing a mask Sometimes it's best to keep 'em guessing Sometimes you can fix something by just going to hell Pave it with the best intentions Sometimes you can fix something by just telling all Exorcize your deepest demons Sometimes you can fix something by just saying no Take an intractable position Sometimes you can fix something by just saying yes If they can meet all your conditions Sometimes you can fix something with just the right spin Make 'em question what they're seeing Sometimes you can fix something by just changing your mind There's nothing wrong with indecision Sometimes you can fix something by just building a fort Hunker down for the duration Sometimes you can fix something by just changing sides If you can't beat 'em, join 'em Sometimes you can fix something by just getting laid Orgasm releases tension Sometimes you can fix something by just jacking off You can't get AIDS from masturbation Sometimes you can fix something by just getting drunk A cure for mental constipation Sometimes you can fix something by just having one drink Everything in moderation Sometimes you can fix something by just taking the heat Or get out of the kitchen Sometimes you can fix something by just passing the buck Blame it on another person Sometimes you can fix something by just turning around Try a mid-course correction Sometimes you can fix something by just trying to cope With patience, tact and stoicism Sometimes you can fix something by just starting to cry People can't take raw emotions Sometimes you can fix something by running from your past Join the French Foreign Legion Sometimes you can fix something by just turning a knob Volume is a weapon Sometimes you can fix something by just toning it down Too much too fast might overwhelm 'em Sometimes you can fix something by just giving a gift Mollify the opposition Sometimes you can fix something by just taking it back You don't wanna spoil them Sometimes you can fix something by just playing dumb Try to get off with a warning Sometimes you can fix something by just being sharp Stall with a brilliant explanation Sometimes you can fix something by just going to church, come on Maybe God will pay attention Sometimes you can fix something by not going to church, come on I've met too many evil Christians Sometimes you can fix something by being against, against the establishment of the church Antidisestablishmentarianism Sometimes you can fix something by just suing the son of a b**ch Tie him up in litigation Sometimes you can fix something by just going home Maybe the answer's back in Cleveland Sometimes you can fix something by hot-wiring the fuse Though you may risk electrocution Sometimes you can fix something with just a better glue High coefficient of adhesion Sometimes you can fix something by just paying 'em off Then get on with what you're doing Sometimes you can fix something by not being home Avoid unwanted solicitations Sometimes you can fix something by just having the stones If you can't get no satisfaction Sometimes you can fix something by just listening to The Who Sing "my-my-my gen-gen-generation" Sometimes you can't fix something by just playing pinball Though Tommy's such a stupid album Sometimes you can fix something by just speaking your mind That right is in the constitution Sometimes you can fix something by just biting your tongue They say silence is golden Sometimes you can fix something by just writing a book Go on talk shows 'round the nation Sometimes you can fix something by just reading a book Turn off that goddamn television Sometimes you can fix something by just having a snack Hunger wrecks your concentration Sometimes you can fix something by just wondering why Ain't no harm in asking Sometimes you can fix something by not wondering why 'Cause sometimes answers are a prison Sometimes you can fix something by just buying the beer Get to know your new companions Sometimes you can fix something by just taking a trip The greatest place on Earth is Iceland Sometimes you can fix something by just spinning your wheels Sometimes the thing to do is nothing Sometimes you can fix something by just spinning your wheels Heat 'em up for better traction Sometimes you can fix something by just oiling your wheels A little grease reduces friction Sometimes you can fix something by just trusting yourself Listen to your intuition Sometimes you can fix something with just a tin can A West Virginia exhaust system Sometimes you can fix something by just pulling that switch Justice is served by execution Sometimes you can fix something by just drawing the line There is a limit to your patience Sometimes you can fix something with just the right phrase Come up with a catchy slogan Sometimes you can fix something by just changing one word That's how a thought becomes a poem Sometimes you can fix something by just buying some time Let things settle down some Sometimes you can fix something by just being crude Dirty jokes help male bonding Sometimes you can fix something by just pulling some strings Set things into motion Sometimes you can fix something by just having the clout The juice to get the job done Sometimes you can fix something by just pulling rank Declare an end to the discussion Sometimes you can fix something by just giving 'em lip There's power in sarcasm Sometimes you can fix something by just showing respect If they deserve it, give 'em some Sometimes you can fix something by just flipping 'em the bird Though that invites retaliation Sometimes you can fix something with just a little paint Cover up those imperfections Sometimes you can fix something by throwing the baby out with the bathwater A cliché's okay if it's a good one Sometimes you can fix something with just a good excuse Say you were kidnapped by martians Sometimes you can fix something by just taking a vote Settle on a course of action Sometimes you can fix something by just taking a poll But rig it with tricky questions Sometimes you can fix something by just carrying a spare Crucial gear often malfunctions Sometimes you can fix something by just being vague People will look for hidden meanings Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing some dirt Blackmail's nasty but effective Sometimes you can fix something by just standing firm Achieve your objective Sometimes you can fix something by just stepping back See it from a new perspective Sometimes you can fix something by just letting go Don't be too over-protective Sometimes you can fix something by just telling the truth Though that's totally subjective Sometimes you can fix something by just telling the truth Honesty is such a rare thing Sometimes you can fix something by just telling the truth Subject to verification Sometimes you can fix something by not telling the truth What they don't know won't 'em Sometimes you can fix something by not knowing the truth We all live with our delusions Sometimes you can fix something by keeping the truth to yourself Don't shatter people's illusions Sometimes you can fix something by just taking a pill Then call me in the morning Sometimes you can fix something by just making a roux That's how I once saved thanksgiving Sometimes you can fix something by just dropping a bomb Teach the bastards a lesson Sometimes you can fix something by just throwing a fit Ventilate all your frustrations Sometimes you can fix something by just eating some meat Protein's a part of good nutrition Sometimes you can fix something by just eating some meat Vegetarians are boring Sometimes you can fix something by not eating some meat Cow farts are ruining the ozone Sometimes you can fix something by just getting a break Just be ready when it happens Sometimes you can fix something by just sitting still Wait for that flash of inspiration Sometimes you can fix something by just sitting real still They call that "playing possum" Sometimes you can fix something by going to the source Some things get lost in the translation Sometimes you can fix something by just making a link That's called concatenation Sometimes you can fix something by just being strange Beyond all classification Sometimes you can fix something by just branching out If you can get good distribution Sometimes you can fix something by just hitting control-s Computers are always crashing Sometimes you can fix something by just finding a mate There's nothing like a good companion Sometimes you can fix something by just being alone Ya always seem to get more work done Sometimes you can fix something by just having a kid Then move to montclair from hoboken Sometimes you can fix something by just throwing it away Clutter's an anal compulsion Sometimes you can fix something by giving it away We're now accepting donations Sometimes you can fix something by just eating some corn Clean out your colon Sometimes you can fix something by just turning the page Find out who's the villain Sometimes you can fix something by just picking yourself up And get back in the runnin' Sometimes you can fix something by just making a few tweeks Subtle modifications Sometimes you can fix something by not getting it fixed Maybe you got stuck with a lemon Sometimes you can fix something by just getting old Just outlive your competition Sometimes you can fix something by just never growing up Damn right the world owes you a living Sometimes you can fix something by just being ashamed Guilt's a valid motivation Sometimes you can fix something by just blaming the world Avoid all introspection Sometimes you can fix something by just making a choice After weighing all your options Sometimes you can fix something with a mnemonic device An aide to memorization Sometimes you can fix something with just a slap on the wrist Constructive criticism Sometimes you can fix something by just getting spanked Young man, I hope you've learned your lesson Sometimes you can fix something by just making a stink Blow things way out of proportion Sometimes you can fix something by just getting a mac Dos is such a lousy system Sometimes you can fix something by just moving out Try a trial separation Sometimes you can fix something by just trying to hide Nobody here but us chickens Sometimes you can fix something by just fixin' it in the mix Though that is lazy production Sometimes you can fix something by just screaming "shut up" Now stop all of this bitchin' Sometimes you can fix something by just introducing yourself Make a good first impression Sometimes you can fix something by just blowing some smoke The ancient art of obfuscation Sometimes you can fix something by just hiring a flack Improve your public relations Sometimes you can fix something by just being a crook Even nixon got a pardon Sometimes you can fix something by just getting a shot Update all your vaccinations Sometimes you can fix something by just being upbeat Brimming with enthusiasm Sometimes you can fix something by just feeling doomed Sit back and wait for armageddon Sometimes you can fix something by just faking your death Skip out on your obligations Sometimes you can fix something by just getting a life Everybody needs a mission Sometimes you can fix something by just looking it up Ask you local librarian Sometimes you can fix something by just looking it up Let your fingers do the walking Sometimes you can fix something by listening to npr Especially morning edition Sometimes you can fix something by just losing your shirt Bankruptcy means a new beginning Sometimes you can fix something by just going to work Fill out that job application Sometimes you can fix something by just watching Fox The X-Files or The Simpsons Sometimes you can fix something by just watching the tick The best thing on saturday morning Sometimes you can fix something by just writing a note Give 'em a good recommendation Sometimes you can fix something by just taking a look Learn by careful observation Sometimes you can fix something by just being a spy Launch a covert operation Sometimes you can fix something by ordering a probe A blue ribbon investigation Sometimes you can fix something by just saving the earth How can we stand all this pollution? Sometimes you can fix something by checking the scsi iD You might need termination Sometimes you can fix something by just being a b**ch Some men need lots of training Sometimes you can fix something by just building a bridge Try to form a coalition Sometimes you can fix something by just drying it out Shorts are caused by condensation Sometimes you can fix something by starting from the top Get it right with more rehearsing Sometimes you can fix something by just explaining it again Aim for clarification Sometimes you can fix something by just making a switch Try a clever substitution Sometimes you can fix something by believing in ghosts Witchcraft and divination Sometimes you can fix something by just seeing a ghost That gimmick always worked for dickens Sometimes you can fix something by just doing the right thing Ethics matter in the long run Sometimes you can fix something by finally seeing the light But watch out for deathbed conversions Sometimes you can fix something by just dragging your butt Keep 'em waiting, keep 'em waiting Sometimes you can fix something by just shaking things up A total reorganization Sometimes you can fix something by just being strong Some jobs require heavy-lifting Sometimes you can fix something by just being thin Like Twiggy or Tony Perkins Sometimes you can fix something by just being fat Like Greenstreet in The Maltese Falcon Sometimes you can fix something by just being real Versus imitation Sometimes you can fix something by just being a fake Invent your qualifications Sometimes you can fix something by just being a quack You still might have a gift for healing Sometimes you can fix something by just being a fraud Look what that did for p t barnum Sometimes you can fix something by just playing god Genetic manipulation Sometimes you can fix something by just losing your voice That hasn't hurt bob dylan Sometimes you can fix something by just being rare Though you'll end up in a museum Sometimes you can fix something by just buying a ton Some things are cheaper by the dozen Sometimes you can fix something by just bending the rules Cut 'em some slack, make an exception Sometimes you can fix something by just being there There's nothing better than good timing Sometimes you can fix something by not being there An alibi that can't be shaken Sometimes you can fix something by just having some spunk Overcome all tribulations Sometimes you can fix something by just playing on the one and three How come white folks feel that rhythm? Sometimes you can fix something by just wanting it all Either/or are bad conjuctions Sometimes you can fix something by being right-brained And good at pattern recognition Sometimes you can fix something by being left-brained Focused linear thinking Sometimes you can fix something by just swinging that club Sometimes you gotta be a caveman Sometimes you can fix something by just being unique Defy categorization Sometimes you can fix something by just blending in Observe all local customs Sometimes you can fix something by just fading away Lose yourself in oblivion Sometimes you can fix something by just deciding to die Thank you Dr. KevorkIan Sometimes you can fix something by just having a dick There's nothing wrong with being masculine Sometimes you can fix something by just asking a pro Some problems need a trained technician Sometimes you can fix something by just crossing your fingers Tho that's only a superstition Sometimes you can fix something by just being wrong Mea culpa, mea culpa Sometimes you can fix something by just startin' to chant Nom myoho renge hare krishna Sometimes you can fix something by just going new wave Get black jeans and a farfisa Sometimes you can fix something by just having a shtick Like Liberace's candelabra Sometimes you can fix something by just taking the train Efficient public transportation Sometimes you can fix something on the lIrR Dream on, dream on, dream on Sometimes you can fix something by just joining a frat Become a lion or a mason Sometimes you can fix something by just polishing a turd Till it shines like a diamond Sometimes you can fix something by just making a plan Organize your operation Sometimes you can fix something by just drinking some wine Loosen up your inhibitions Sometimes you can fix something by just being sweet Maintain a pleasant disposition Sometimes you can fix something by just being cruel That's how horses are broken Sometimes you can fix something by just trying again Sometimes you win by being stubborn Sometimes you can fix something by just saying oh well A feeble rationalization Sometimes you can fix something by just waving the flag Demogogic jingoism Sometimes you can fix something by just being numb Anesthetize your real feelings Sometimes you can fix something by just blasting away Till you run out of ammunition Sometimes you can fix something by just studying bird Solo with upper extensions Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing the chords A, D minor, D eleven Sometimes you can fix something by just courting the rich It really helps to have a patron Sometimes you can fix something by just being rich Poverty is not fun Sometimes you can fix something by just being rich A Gen X trustafarian Sometimes you can fix something by just killing the rich I welcome that revolution Sometimes you can fix something by just checking your math Redo your calculations Sometimes you can fix something with just a tambourine Sweeten the track with some percussion Sometimes you can fix something by just screwing up Lower people's expectations Sometimes you can fix something by just lifting a line I second that emotion Sometimes you can fix something by just getting a machine Automation speeds production Sometimes you can fix something by just dropping a name It really helps to have a maven Sometimes you can fix something by just keeping a straight face Don't let 'em know you're laughing at 'em Sometimes you can fix something by just building a box Look what that did for Phillip Johnson Sometimes you can fix something by just refusing to vote The last I cast was for McGovern Sometimes you can fix something by just checking the line Maybe it's just a loose connection Sometimes you can fix something by just putting on a show Like Mickey Rooney & Judy Garland Sometimes you can fix something by just having a good spot Location, location, location Sometimes you can fix something by just working up a sweat Success is nine-tenths perspiration Sometimes you can fix something by just getting a lock Just don't forget the combination Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing the code Some data's hidden by encryption Sometimes you can fix something by just saying it again Make you point with repetition Sometimes you can fix something by just poking around Everybody's hiding something Sometimes you can fix something by just calling a strike Go to binding arbitration Sometimes you can fix something by just having one If you're the only one who has one Sometimes you can fix something by just having one more Complete your collection Sometimes you can fix something by just being wild Resist domestication Sometimes you can fix something by just quitting your job Start living like a bohemian Sometimes you can fix something by just going right now There's too much traffic on the weekends Sometimes you can fix something by just growing a beard Avoid the misery of shaving Sometimes you can fix something with just the perfect scene Like waltzing in grand central station Sometimes you can fix something by just taking a look Deputize a delegation Sometimes you can fix something by just saying amen Thus endeth the lesson Sometimes you can fix something by just hating the beach That worked alright for brian wilson Sometimes you can fix something by calling tom goodkind He's the master of shrewd thinking Sometimes you can fix something by just twisting an arm A little gentle convincing Sometimes you can fix something by just sharing the chores I'll wash, if you'll do the drying Sometimes you can fix something by just caring a lot Attack your problem with a passion Sometimes you can fix something by just being a square All squeaky clean and wholesome Sometimes you can fix something by just getting a massage Work the stress out of your system Sometimes you can fix something by just saying what if? Tickle your imagination Sometimes you can fix something by just saying so what? Maintain that spirit of rebellion Sometimes you can fix something by just not paying your rent Make the landlord fix the plumbing Sometimes you can fix something by just squashing it hard Full compression, no depression Sometimes you can fix something by just getting a second job Earn a little extra income Sometimes you can fix something by just being wry Ironic juxtaposition Sometimes you can fix something by just getting it fixed Who needs this aggravation? Sometimes you can fix something by just splitting for the coast There's something magic 'bout the ocean Sometimes you can fix something by just getting sick You might get cool hallucinations Sometimes you can fix something with something out of the blue Epiphanies and revelations Sometimes you can fix something by just throwing a pie Basic goofball entertainment Sometimes you can fix something by just sharing your pain Bore the world with your hurting Sometimes you can fix something by just saying I'm sorry Hope for some kind of absolution Sometimes you can fix something by just paying with cash That's the way dodge the taxman Sometimes you can fix something by just parking your dough In a bank in the Cayman Islands Sometimes you can fix something with just a running gag That always worked for Monty Python Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing what to expect Like the Spanish Inquisition Sometimes you can fix something by just taking some speed Then cram for your examination Sometimes you can fix something by just slowing down Wait a minute, keep your shirt on Sometimes you can fix something by just being a dump Like most of Staten Island Sometimes you can fix something by just saying f**k you America's real national anthem Sometimes you can fix something by just being the same Have lots of things in common Sometimes you can fix something by just changing yourself With a nose job or liposucktion Sometimes you can fix something by just changing real fast Adapt or face extinction Sometimes you can fix something by not changing a thing Just redesign the carton Sometimes you can fix something by just playing some golf Get buddy-buddy with the big guns Sometimes you can fix something by just traveling light Rid yourself of your possessions Sometimes you can fix something by just being a king Declare it fixed by proclamation Sometimes you can fix something with coffee and cigarettes The real breakfast of champions Sometimes you can fix something by just learning how to swim Pretend that you are Esther Williams Sometimes you can fix something by just stealin' a boat Then seek political asylum Sometimes you can fix something by just splitting hairs Point out the subtle distinctions Sometimes you can fix something by just being right Without fear of contradiction Sometimes you can fix something by not being too right Avoid self-righteous indignation Sometimes you can fix something by just staying awake Or you might miss something Sometimes you can fix something by just taking a nap The elves will fix it while you're sleeping Sometimes you can fix something by just saying "hi" Greetings and salutations Sometimes you can fix something by just being lost You'll go off in new directions Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing the mob Sometimes it helps to be sicilian Sometimes you can fix something by just closing-up shop Put up a sign that says "gone fishing" Sometimes you can fix something by just picking up the tab Snow 'em with a lavish luncheon Sometimes you can fix something by just doing good work You've earned that adulation Sometimes you can fix something by just being known Someone who needs no introduction Sometimes you can fix something by just being a star Tho not like norma desmond Sometimes you can fix something by just being clean And above all suspicion Sometimes you can fix something by just filling your plate Help yourself, go back for seconds Sometimes you can fix something by just being a whore There're many kinds of prostitution Sometimes you can fix something with eeny-meeny-miney-mo The process of elimination Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing who was there Guilty by association Sometimes you can fix something by with at and f1 enter Reinititalize your modem Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing what ya want Don't suffer fools, morons or cretins Sometimes you can fix something by just getting dressed Nudity gets boring Sometimes you can fix something by just hurting yourself Some people thrive on self-destruction Sometimes you can fix something by just camping out Build a fire, climb a mountain Sometimes you can fix something by just takin' a hike Turn in your resignation Sometimes you can fix something by just spraying the pots Resitance rises with corrosion Sometimes you can fix something by just being cool Quote negraponte or mcluhan Sometimes you can fix something by just being cool Like Ray Milland or Robert Mitchum Sometimes you can fix something by just being cool Like combustible edison Sometimes you can fix something by just being real cool Like William Powell in The Thin Man Sometimes you can fix something by just being outta the loop That way they can't say that you're lying Sometimes you can fix something by just saying "i can't" You gotta know your limitations Sometimes you can fix something by just saying I am Though don't expect someone to listen Sometimes you can fix something by just looking back Revive some retro tradition Sometimes you can fix something by just looking ahead Stick to your game plan Sometimes you can fix something by just getting mad So what's your f**king problem? Sometimes you can fix something by just changing your tie Sharpen up your presentation Sometimes you can fix something by just being a slob Protest the fascism of fashion Sometimes you can fix something by just selling out Life has its faustian bargains Sometimes you can fix something by just wearing a rug Though who do you think you're fooling? Sometimes you can fix something by just watching the clock Over-achievers are a nuisance Sometimes you can fix something by just being fast and bulbous Also tapered, that's right, captain Sometimes you can fix something by just being blue Maybe they'll ban you in Boston Sometimes you can fix something by just singing the blues Like Howlin' Wolf, not Eric Clapton Sometimes you can fix something by just singing the blues But what the hell is smoke stack lightning? Sometimes you can fix something by just changing your strings Be sure to check your intonation Sometimes you can fix something by just getting a tip Eavesdrop on a conversation Sometimes you can fix something by just making M*A*S*H Make a fortune on the re-runs Sometimes you can fix something by just wanting it now Instant gratification Sometimes you can fix something by just smashing your car The keith moon school of wreckless driving Sometimes you can fix something by just going ahead Surrender to temptation Sometimes you can fix something by just saying, hey Who the hell gave you permission? Sometimes you can fix something by just doing it anyway Over everyone's objections Sometimes you can fix something by just reading some smut That'll get yer juices flowing Sometimes you can fix something by just gutting it out Don't let go of your vision Sometimes you can fix something by just losing your nerve Reconsider what you're doing Sometimes you can fix something by just havin' yer doubts Maybe your idea's a dumb one Sometimes you can fix something by just plodding along When you're way past the point of caring Sometimes you can fix something by just pulling the plug Cutting your losses shows wisdom Sometimes you can fix something by plugging back in Lick your wounds, then come out swinging Sometimes you can fix something by just being unplugged Your record will sell millions Sometimes you can fix something by giving your legal I D We pause for station identification Sometimes you can fix something by being a good boss Not one of those modern venal strivers Sometimes you can fix something by just being dependent On the kindness of strangers Sometimes you can fix something by getting your phd Though that won't help you flipping burgers Sometimes you can fix something by just making that call You might already be a winner Sometimes you can fix something by just being a thief Lots of art's appropriation Sometimes you can fix something by just saying it's art The essence of duchampism Sometimes you can fix something by just being a thief Lots of good ideas are stolen Sometimes you can fix something by just getting caught Then go thru rehabilitation Sometimes you can fix something by just learning to type Have a skill you can fall back on Sometimes you can fix something by not learning to type Who needs carpal tunnel syndrome? Sometimes you can fix something with just more umph Zizz-up the schmutz with zotz and goo-kum Sometimes you can fix something by just with still more umph Just get yourself a bigger engine Sometimes you can fix something by just being smug View the world with condescension Sometimes you can fix something with just a quick fix Skip the problem, treat the symptoms Sometimes you can fix something by just holding court Like dorthy parker at the algonquin Sometimes you can fix something by just saying, no thanks I decline the nomination Sometimes you can fix something by just hitting erase Send it to magnetic heaven Sometimes you can fix something by just being a smash The must-see hit of the season Sometimes you can fix something by just being a flop Even Steven Sondheim had 'em Sometimes you can fix something with just some vitamin E They say it's good for the complexion Sometimes you can fix something if things just go right No unexpected complications Sometimes you can fix something by just making a deal Enter in negotiations Sometimes you can fix something by just telling a shrink Your phobias and fixations Sometimes you can fix something by just staging a coup A bloody act of liberation Sometimes you can fix something by just playing the long shot Tho that's a risky proposition Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing the odds Then make an accurate prediction Sometimes you can fix something by just hedging your bets Avoid a reckless speculation Sometimes you can fix something by just fipping a coin Heads you lose, tails I win Sometimes you can fix something by releasing it as is De-bug it in a later version Sometimes you can fix something by just saying, I'll pass An act of self-preservation Sometimes you can fix something by just makin' it up Everything is fiction Sometimes you can fix something by just getting bought out If they can meet your stipulations Sometimes you can fix something by just having no mercy Total capitulation Sometimes you can fix something by just mnusy lkspek lknaoi Yeah, I gotta work on my diction Sometimes you can fix something by just cracking the whip C'mon, get with the program Sometimes you can fix something by just sitting by a lake Restful, peaceful meditation Sometimes you can fix something by just making a fist There is a time for aggression Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing the way To your final destination Sometimes you can fix something by just making your move After careful preparation Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing what's what And all its implications Sometimes you can fix something by just having some style An eye for tasteful decoration Sometimes you can fix something by just dropping a beat Are you still listening? Sometimes you can fix something by just going too far Dramatic exaggeration Sometimes you can fix something by playing on the roof I hope we've passed the audition Sometimes you can fix something by just curbing your dog Sh*t on the sidewalk's just disgusting Sometimes you can fix something by just being a sneak Become a master of deception Sometimes you can fix something by just being a creep Back-stabbing, machiavel-lian Sometimes you can fix something by just doin' the do Or some other slang expression Sometimes you can fix something by saying you're concerned Though that's just a euphemism/though you're scared as hell about 'em Sometimes you can fix something by just pounding away Get that thru your cranium Sometimes you can fix something with just a list of names Thank 'em in the dedication Sometimes you can fix something by just using a Vox The best British amplification Sometimes you can fix something by just dropping in My front door is always open Sometimes you can fix something by just getting a fix Though d**e is dumb by definition Sometimes you can fix something by just tapping your phone Do it for your own protection Sometimes you can fix something by just having long hair I grok your groovy vibrations Sometimes you can fix something by just dropping a frame Get things in synchronization Sometimes you can fix something by just being cute Everybody's little darling Sometimes you can fix something by just changing it's shape They say that form follows function Sometimes you can fix something by just fixing it yourself Consider it a challenge Sometimes you can fix something by just asking for help HereGimme that before you break something Sometimes you can fix something by just having the knack While other's just keep on struggling Sometimes you can fix something by just looking the other way Survive by being a good german Sometimes you can fix something by just saying, nein Das ist verboten Sometimes you can fix something by just being a vamp Oozing decadent corruption Sometimes you can fix something by just falling in love You'll feel like a virgin Sometimes you can fix something by falling in love again You gotta get your head examined Sometimes you can fix something by having a backyard Hang a hammock, plant a garden Sometimes you can fix something by just living in town My whole backyard is Manhattan Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing the trick Ignore the man behind the curtain Sometimes you can fix something by just knowin' for sure Though nothing is for certain Sometimes you can fix something by just paying the fine Avoid a lengthy prosecution Sometimes you can fix something by just knocking it down This place is set for demolition Sometimes you can fix something by trying everything you can Run thru all the permutations Sometimes you can fix something on just the first try People will think you're a magician Sometimes you can fix something if the calla lillies are in bloom Perfect for any occasion Sometimes you can fix something by just wanting the best I wanna own the chrysler building Sometimes you can fix something by not having the best Too much of a good thing Sometimes you can fix something by just being the best Xtc's the greatest pop band Sometimes you can't fix something by just being the best Xtc's still stuck in swindon Sometimes you can fix something by just working a scam Our culture really loves a conman Sometimes you can fix something by just being possessed By parasitic aliens Sometimes you can fix something by just being attacked By an interstellar infestation Sometimes you can fix something by having an evil twin OhhThat one Sometimes you can fix something by traveling in time Escape into the 4th dimension Sometimes you can fix something with any of the above All cheesy star trek plot inventions Sometimes you can fix something by just willing it fixed They really study this at princeton Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing your roots My ethnic background is suburban Sometimes you can fix something by just diggin a hole Try living subterranean Sometimes you can fix something by just wearing a hat A derby or a turban Sometimes you can fix something with a better rhyme than that Believe me, i'm trying Sometimes you can fix everything with a smart drummer Though that's an oxymoron Sometimes you can fix something by just being a spud The truth about de-evolution Sometimes you can fix something by always landing on your feet Just like buster keaton Sometimes you can fix something by just ordering out Cantonese, hunan or szechuan Sometimes you can fix something by just listing your strengths Too many to mention Sometimes you can fix something by just listing your faults Is that an ego deflating? Sometimes you can fix something with just some flower tops Camomile or echinacea Sometimes you can fix something by just changing your blood Flush out all those tocsins Sometimes you can fix something by just going boom That's supposed to be an explosion Sometimes you can fix something by just saying, what's going on? Stop all this commotion Sometimes you can fix something by saying, excuse me, dear Pass the suntan lotion Sometimes you can fix something by staring off into space Dreams are the mother of creation Sometimes you can fix something by going overseas But what's the point of belgium? Sometimes you can fix something by just thinking big That's a strategy for winning Sometimes you can fix something by just thinking small I'm sure there's lots of good reasons Sometimes you can fix something by just working for yourself Not at some faceless corporation Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing their sign I always fight with sagittarians Sometime you can fix something by just pleading the fifth Avoiding self-incrimination Sometimes you can fix something by just ordering two With extra cheese, pickles and onions Sometimes you can fix something otium cum dignitate You gotta know a little latin Sometimes you can fix something by just starting to preach With a timely bibical quotation Sometimes you can fix something by just spreading the good word Convert the heathens and barbarians Sometimes you can fix something by not starting to preach Ain't got no time for bible thumping Sometimes you can fix something with a good 'nom de punk' Armitage shanks or johnny rotten Sometimes you can fix something with just a grain of salt Maintain a healthy skepticism Sometimes you can fix something by just defining your terms Eliminate confusion Sometimes you can fix something by something, something, something I knew it once, but I've forgotten Sometimes you can fix something by just rockin' the boat I'd like to know if you've got the notion Sometimes you can fix something by just having a smoke Nicotine is food, not an addiction Sometimes you can fix something by just brewing some beans Get some caffeine stimulation Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing where you are 12 verses from the ending Sometimes you can fix something by just using your head Go to experts, get opinions Sometimes you can fix something by just being polite Trust in reason and persuasion Sometimes you can fix something by just leaving it alone Let it stew in isolation Sometimes you can fix something by just holding a grudge Revenge is such a cool sensation Sometimes you can fix something by just changing its name Redefine the situation Sometimes you can fix something by just running away Avoid a messy confrontation Sometimes you can fix something by just taking a stand But that's an awesome obligation Sometimes you can fix something by just starting a war Everybody at attention Sometimes you can fix something by just dancing all night Answers come out of exhaustion Sometimes you can fix something by just telling a lie Screw'em with misinformation Sometimes you can fix something by just taking a walk Take a break, take a vacation Sometimes you can fix something by turning the other cheek That's what they tell you in religion Sometimes you can fix something by just ripping it apart Maybe the damn thing wants attention Sometimes you can fix something by just smacking it around It's a form of education Sometimes you can fix something by just giving up