The Devil Glitch-Chris Butler

The Devil Glitch (Short Version) - Chris Butler Sometimes you can fix something by just being a prick Winning by intimidation Sometimes you can fix something by just lifting your skirt It's the ultimate distraction I poke button I want action Let's hear some gears and see some smoke No dilly-dally Move your heiny This is the age of "go for broke" Sometimes you can fix something by just kissing some a** If you don't mind humiliation Sometimes you can fix something by just smoking a pipe Academic contemplation So pathetic No mechanic No steady eye, no magic touch No screwdriver Ball peen hammer And Mr. Fix it's gone to lunch Not personal? Yeah it's personal What did I ever do to you? No crap from Contraptions Just do what I tell you to do Sometimes you can fix something by just blaming your mom Everybody loves a victim Sometimes you can fix something by just cracking a joke Humor is greasy lubrication Sometimes you can fix something by just cooking the books Wealth is all about perceptions Sometimes you can fix something by just smoking a joint Stoner free association Broke down, lifeless Junkyard worthless No tweezer Jesus in the house So desperate So dependent Pay any price to d**e it out I want genius I wanna suss The perfect kluge, the devil glitch Oh, hosanna Socket messiah The only Jesus worth a sh*t Sometimes you can fix something by just using your head Go to experts, get opinions Sometimes you can fix something by just being polite Trust in reason and persuasion Sometimes you can fix something by just leaving it alone Let it stew in isolation Sometimes you can fix something by just holding a grudge Revenge is such a cool sensation Sometimes you can fix something by just changing its name Redefine the situation Sometimes you can fix something by just running away Avoid a messy confrontation Sometimes you can fix something by just taking a stand But that's an awesome obligation Sometimes you can fix something by just starting a war Everybody at attention Sometimes you can fix something by just dancing all night Answers come out of exhaustion Sometimes you can fix something by just telling a lie Screw 'em with misinformation Sometimes you can fix something by just taking a walk Take a break, take a vacation Sometimes you can fix something by turning the other cheek That's what they tell you in religion Sometimes you can fix something by just ripping it apart Maybe the damn thing wants attention Sometimes you can fix something by just smacking it around It's a form of education Sometimes you can fix something by just giving up