Gold Digger-EPMD

[ti:Gold Digger] [ar:EPMD] [al:HipHop Classics Collection] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Gold Digger - EPMD [00:13.01]Written by：Ronald Norm [00:26.02]Oh what the heck let's get married and have a son named Erick [00:29.31]No big deal no sweat [00:30.57] [00:31.09]Hmmm I was in for a big surprise [00:33.03]And when I saw the judge hammer pass my green eyes [00:35.51]Brainlocked my whole damn head was malfunctional [00:37.55] [00:38.24]Cause I forgot to co sign a prenuptial agreement [00:40.78]Now her case is hard like cement [00:41.93] [00:42.57]I have no files on all the money she spent [00:44.48]She has a car nineteen ninety brand new Jaguar [00:46.99]Fly kit with chrome rims that's five star [00:48.77]That she bought when I was away on tour [00:50.98] [00:51.95]Hittin' my bank account gettin more and more money [00:54.05] [00:54.57]She got paid it wasn't funny [00:56.03]Talking to myself oh you big big dummy [00:58.36]Just my luck that I'm stuck with a marriage [01:00.55]And a baby who lays in a gold carriage [01:02.99]Now I can't leave if I do she gets half (not the cash) [01:06.16]Oh yes the whole damn bash of money [01:07.70]So I chill and act so sweet [01:09.61]Kiss her feet can't picture being in the street [01:11.93]So I give a fake smile and a fake laugh [01:14.19] [01:14.83]Fake everything so I can keep all my cash [01:16.99]Fake talk like I love you so much [01:19.08]But wishing she gets hit by a Mack truck [01:21.46]Next time if there's one I'll know [01:23.52]That most women strictly out for the dough [01:25.64]They're called gold diggers [01:26.31] [01:27.01]Cause she's a gold digger [01:29.23] [01:31.02]Cause she's a gold digger [01:34.04] [01:35.68]Cause she's a gold digger [01:38.67] [01:40.61]Cause she's a [01:41.55] [01:43.87]The P had a close call quiet as kept I dated this [01:46.97]Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy girl [01:49.47]Yeah and almost got vicked [01:51.11]She had green eyes thunder thighs and a def body [01:53.19](so what cha saying) [01:54.02]Top it off she drove a black Maserati [01:55.35] [01:55.90]Chrome kit with a smile I couldn't resist [01:57.79]I tapped E on the shoulder and said "Yeah I gots to get this" [02:00.57](P cool she could be a gold digger) [02:02.86]Not with that smile and that stupid booming figure [02:04.99]One day she spent the crazy dough [02:06.63] [02:07.27]Ten G's on Levi's cold went Rambo [02:09.62]But then she smiled gave me a back massage [02:11.54]Gassed my head up and said (oh P you're so large) [02:14.08]Like a jerk I went for the line like a fish [02:16.20]But she was far from dream girl and more like a death wish [02:18.41]She likes to sit back lamp walk on plush rugs [02:20.96]Whip my five-sixty sip Moet and bug (so did you flip ) [02:23.80]Tried to but she cut me off [02:25.34]And said "Guess what " (what) "I'm pregnant" (pregnant damn) [02:28.45]Yeah and the child is yours [02:29.97]So to fellas who wanna keep they cash [02:32.20]Or beware of the jack hammer and the helmet that glows [02:34.40]Cause she's a gold digger [02:35.62]Cause she's a gold digger [02:38.20] [02:39.96]Cause she's a gold digger [02:43.32] [02:44.44]Cause she's a gold digger [02:47.80] [02:49.28]Cause she's a gold digger [02:52.63]That's why men in the 90's must watch themselves [02:54.86] [02:55.43]Cause ladies of the 80's got hip and went for self [02:57.60]With the new divorce laws which entitles them half [02:59.66]That means the house goes [03:00.50]The car [03:00.94]You and half your cash [03:02.21]What a price to pay but if you play you pay [03:04.02] [03:04.53]Cause women of the world they got smart today [03:06.45]They flash a smile and profile [03:07.98]A pucker with a strut [03:08.98]Try to move in [03:09.94]Knock the boots [03:10.63]And got stuck with alimony payments [03:11.76] [03:12.34]Time to meet Judge Wapner [03:13.63]You try to flip and cut but she smiles 'cause she gotcha [03:15.68]You get a flashback to wedding when you vowed the vow [03:18.11]Said the two deadly words [03:19.14]I do [03:19.66]But look now you lost the house [03:21.33]The car [03:22.01]Eating TV dinners in a one bedroom apartment [03:24.11]Boy you picked a winner [03:25.06]But what goes around comes around [03:26.50] [03:27.12]That's why she wheels the Benz [03:28.21] [03:28.79]And you ride Greyhound [03:29.84]Oh just your luck they on strike [03:31.69]Take off the wedding band put out the thumb time to hitch-hike [03:34.04]And the more you walk the pain from your corns get bigger [03:36.81] [03:37.43](Now you know) [03:37.98]Not to mess with a gold digger [03:39.09] [03:39.65]Cause she's a gold digger [03:42.64] [03:44.03]Cause she's a gold digger [03:47.17] [03:48.64]Cause she's a gold digger [03:51.77] [03:53.27]Cause she's a [03:54.71] [04:00.02]Yeah EPMD's in effect DJ Scratch runs flex boy