Risky Buisness Ft Humpty Hump-Muse

Risky Buisness Ft Humpty Hump - Muse See, had the place to myself My parents went outta town So I had the music up and was runnin' around Singing to the beat of my favorite underground Song at the time Let's just say it was murs I was rappin' in the mirror I was knowin' every verse I was doin' my thang until the doorbell rang It was my homeboy Shock, a mellow type of fellow That I knew from up the block, he walked in and said Yo, what's the deal murs? First things first, you couldn'ta hit me At a better time, them four cars behind me, they with me All women, all dimes, the redhead she's mine She wanna hump me, yo that's my brother Humpty What's up yo? Pardon me, but I gots to go, where the bathroom at? Y'all got liquor? Come on, Trina! Yo this house is fat 'Ey cat, you wanna hit this? Oops I shouldn'ta did that I'll clean it up before your folks come home Yo where they at? Man I don't believe you brought this ni**a man I heard about his a** The only fool dumb enough to flunk his P. E. Class It's not that he's dumb He's just wild and he's ignorant Known for gettin' mad drunk and gettin' all belligerent Man I'm sick of this I shouldn'ta told nobody I mean three's company, but four cars makes a party Lock the garage, hide the keys to dad's Rolls 'Cause it's outta control This b**ch is taking off her clothes Is your dad's Rolls blue? 'Cause I got bad news Humpty took a cruise, And barbeque pit went in the pool Turned the water grey, I would stay and help you clean up But the neighbors say police are comin' I'm bout to G up Beep, beep, beep! Yo, I'm back murs, where should I park it? I brought the whole strip club with me We bout to spark it My girl urled in your backseat, but yo it's cool We got w**d and some shrooms, Is it cool to use your dad's room? It's risky business, man what is this? I'm caught up in a twist, and I'm tryin' to fix sh*t It's risky business, man what is this? I'm caught up in a twist, now I'm tryin' to fix it It's risky business, man what is this? I'm caught up in a twist, and I'm tryin' to fix sh*t It's risky business, man what is this? I'm caught up in a twist, now I'm tryin' to fix it What you mean my dad's room? Ni**a is you crazy? And what's up with them glasses What'cha eye kinda lazy? Anyways we gotta clean that sh*t up out the backseat But first what's up with that blonde, you think she Likes black meat? She said she was a virgin to the brown Never splurged in the town But she's down, 'cause you got her all moist Like the Rolls Royce backseat 'Least I can do is help you clean it up cousin What time is mom and dad comin'? Yo, why y'all bein' responsible and sh*t? We gotta hook up We tryin' to get these chicks upstairs See what we can cook up One of them got their toes blue, coochie shaved, so cool My nose tryin' to be with those When the doors close fool Exactly F**k the backseat I'm tryin' to smack cheeks Until they turn reddish, and satisfy my fetish Lay back and get some lettuce Yo, what'chu mean, head? Yeah That's what I said, then call it a wrap But what about your parents? Well, they never called me back I guess their flight got delayed So we got time to get layed Ayo Hump could you watch out for that white Escalade? Did you even have to ask? Well since you're on the task I'ma head upstairs and get focused on some a** And if I start to scream, do your best to ignore me If my parents come in, Just tell them the Burger King story Just keep 'em entertained until I finish gettin' brained Hello Ms. Connor, he's gettin' drained And the name is Elaine It's risky business, man what is this? I'm caught up in a twist, and I'm tryin' to fix sh*t It's risky business, man what is this? I'm caught up in a twist, now I'm tryin' to fix it It's risky business, man what is this? I'm caught up in a twist, and I'm tryin' to fix sh*t It's risky business, man what is this? I'm caught up in a twist, now I'm tryin' to fix it It's risky business, man what is this? I'm caught up in a twist, and I'm tryin' to fix sh*t It's risky business, man what is this? I'm caught up in a twist, now I'm tryin' to fix it It's risky business, man what is this? I'm caught up in a twist, and I'm tryin' to fix sh*t It's risky business, man what is this? I'm caught up in a twist, now I'm tryin' to fix it