Trials And Tribulations-Phish

[ti:Trials And Tribulations] [ar:Phish] [al:Crimes Of The Mind] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Trials And Tribulations - Phish [00:17.20]The swiss miss girl made her fortune [00:19.93]Doing commercials on TV [00:22.41] [00:23.21]But easy come [00:25.08]Easy go was her philosophy [00:28.42] [00:29.25]She spent all of her money [00:32.43]She was searching for some cash [00:35.35]So she went to her friend capt 'n crunch [00:38.53]Whom she'd met at a hollywood bash [00:40.98] [00:43.12]The second that he saw her [00:45.67]He said I bet you're in need [00:47.30]Of some dough [00:48.45] [00:49.07]Perplexed and confused she asked him [00:51.63]Oh but captain how did you know [00:54.44] [00:55.19]Laughingly he responded [00:57.99]It was really just a lucky hunch [01:00.72]With tears in her eyes she pleaded [01:03.84]Will you help me out capt 'n crunch [01:06.34] [01:17.37]The trials and tribulations [01:19.82] [01:20.65]Of the swiss miss girl [01:22.82] [01:23.57]She's got a famous reputation [01:26.21]And she's known throughout the world [01:28.66] [01:29.16]But life's no bed of roses [01:32.11]She would change things if she could [01:34.48] [01:35.18]She plans to make a brand new start [01:38.42]And move out of hollywood [01:40.62] [02:10.69]The captain now was grinning [02:13.31]He felt he had her in the palm of his hand [02:16.00]He said darlin' you're a penniless woman [02:18.72] [02:19.66]And I'm a wealthy man [02:21.64] [02:22.48]You know the rules of the game by now [02:25.18]I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine [02:27.59] [02:28.26]He said let me take you out [02:29.69]And we'll talk about this [02:31.54]Over a bottle of wine [02:33.58] [02:35.59]The swiss miss girl was disgusted [02:38.51]And she smacked him right in his face [02:40.79] [02:41.53]Then she took his hat [02:42.76]And she stamped on that [02:44.32]Just to put him in his place [02:47.06]But the old man was persistent [02:49.57] [02:50.21]He would not be undaunted [02:53.16]The more that he'd been taunted [02:55.99]The more she turned him on [02:58.25] [03:03.07]Then the captain made a pass at the swiss miss girl [03:06.22]Tryin' to show her his affection [03:09.04]She screamed for help [03:10.89]And when she did [03:12.19]Mr clean me [03:14.48] [03:15.02]Came to her protection [03:18.10] [03:19.99]The trials and tribulations [03:22.10] [03:22.61]Of the swiss miss girl [03:24.83] [03:25.42]She's got a famous reputation [03:27.72] [03:28.28]And she's known throughout the world [03:30.44] [03:31.26]But life's no bed of roses [03:33.77]She would change things if she could [03:36.21] [03:36.87]She plans to make a brand new start [03:40.16]And move out of hollywood