Five Star Motels-Rick Moranis

[ti:Five Star Motels] [ar:Rick Moranis] [al:The Agoraphobic Cowboy] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.72]Five Star Motels - Rick Moranis [00:01.45]Written by：Rick Moranis [00:02.05] [00:08.52]I was datin' some girl from Dayton [00:12.14] [00:13.03]When I got a little noisy with someone else from Boise [00:17.07] [00:18.19]I did some yoga in Saratoga [00:22.01] [00:23.02]Wound up with lumbago from San Diego [00:26.89] [00:28.26]It got a little clammy one night in Miami [00:31.73] [00:33.60]Made me wish again to be back in Michigan [00:36.92] [00:38.20]Got too cute that time in Butte [00:41.67] [00:43.20]Finally hit my quota in Sarasota [00:46.81] [00:48.38]I wanna stop all this frequent flying [00:51.65] [00:53.12]Stay clear of those friendly skies [00:56.73] [00:58.29]Too tired of all this trying [01:01.37] [01:03.09]I need a map to keep track of my lies [01:06.94]No more rental cars [01:08.28]And mini-bars [01:09.42]Macadamia jars [01:10.72]And five star motels [01:12.54] [01:14.24]Had a folly one night in Raleigh [01:17.62] [01:19.18]Man it was scenic on down in Phoenix [01:22.61] [01:24.23]I went bonkers when night in Yonkers [01:27.64] [01:29.11]But it was costin' too much in Boston [01:32.51] [01:34.02]I wanna shredder this rail pass [01:37.18] [01:39.02]Gotta get back on the right side of the track [01:42.06] [01:43.97]I wanna switch directions fast [01:47.04] [01:48.78]It's just easier to stick to the facts [01:51.95] [01:52.49]No more don't tells [01:53.86]And won't tells [01:54.97]I'm done with [01:56.34]These five star motels [01:57.99] [01:59.81]I'm gonna pull the wheels off of this wheel estate [02:03.49] [02:05.14]Park it on a pretty piece of land [02:07.87] [02:09.95]Find a hometown girl that I can show the world [02:14.03] [02:14.65]And tell the boys that I'm leaving the band [02:17.86] [02:18.61]I kept a stash [02:19.91]Of petty cash [02:20.86]For a wedding bash [02:22.11]At the finest hotel [02:23.89] [02:44.83]We were playin' some bars one night on Mars [02:48.87] [02:49.75]When a gal from Pluto lookin' for a little judo [02:53.61] [02:54.89]I started to swoon orbiting her moon [02:58.77] [02:59.85]If I lived on Jupiter I couldn't have been stupider [03:03.92] [03:05.21]I can't blame you for what you see [03:08.58] [03:10.21]You are light years ahead of me [03:13.41] [03:15.11]I messed around with re-entry [03:18.24] [03:20.19]We're just not from the same galaxy [03:23.26] [03:23.77]It's just the way I am [03:25.26]Sorry ma'am [03:26.30]But I'll be damned to [03:27.87]Five-star [03:28.91]I won't tell [03:29.98]If you don't tell [03:31.11]It's just as well [03:32.42]In five-star [03:33.67]There's no hope [03:34.74]It's the way I cope [03:36.09]I stole the soap [03:37.22]From the five star motel